FYI

In an effort to accommodate the millions (AND MILLLLLLIONS!) of Hick fans who read blogs as God intended, through an RSS reader, I went back and cleaned up the relevant posts. So don’t be alarmed if stuff changed. I am nothing if not customer-service oriented.

(Can you tell I’m working on my self-eval?)

In other news, seeing the iPad commercial – specifically the bit where somebody appears to be moving an inline graphic in a web layout – makes me wonder if I just screwed up going the netbook route. Still, for $200 instead of $650, I’ll be wrong. I’m more concerned with the fact that my phone is doing some donkish things and I’m way too close to being able to pop for the new one…assuming there IS a new one…

Flock test #1

I don’t know why this didn’t occur to me before, but Flock is basically your one-app get out of jail free card for Linux – it includes support for blogging, Twitter, Facebook and the like.  What I’m really curious to see is how it works with WYSIWYG stuff…

While I’m at it, I’m wondering too…where the hell did all this zombie media come from?  Actually, never mind, I think I know.

Sunday Morning

Sitting in Krispy Kreme across from the Costco where I’m having four new tires put on the car. The Continentals that came with it barely made 43K, so now we’re going to have some nice solid Michelins warrantied for 60K, which at current use rates means I shouldn’t need new tires again before the start of the 2014 college football season. If then. Getting rid of the stop-and-start driving from my last job (literally 19 stops in 3 miles) should do wonders for tires, brakes and gas mileage alike.

(New paragraph here. It looks fine on the website, but for some reason isn’t there in the RSS feed. I guess it’s time to start asking around and see a) who reads this drivel and b) who reads it on the site as opposed to a feed reader. I don’t know of any blog that I don’t read through RSS anymore.)

The Mini is a perfect travelling companion – when put by itself in the old blue Timbuk2 sleeve I used to use for 12-inch Apple laptops (or even a 13″ MacBook with some squishing), you can throw the bag over your shoulder and it feels like it’s still empty. Typing is fine, RSS reading through Google is fine, Facebook is usable…and since we’re in Googleburg this morning, Wi-Fi is free and plentiful. Assuming you can see the antenna. I really need to get to work on setting up the secure version of Google Wi-Fi again, but it’s slow going especially on an iPhone…

Speaking of, I have a weird problem with the iPhone where you can put the switch in the “mute” position and the phone will vibrate like crazy as it toggles between “mute” and “not mute” every time you barely touch it in the general vicinity of the switch. Screen, side, just setting it down on the table is a show. But so far, it behaves all right in the normal position, so I have put it back in the hard case and just left it on. I guess it’ll have to be turned off altogether if I’m in a critical situation. And as always, there’s the Worst Case Scenario fallback of letting work pay for my phone directly and accepting the new hotness…which won’t be the new hotness anymore by summer, so I am strongly incentivized to wait.

After some trepidation, and the realization that resizing partitions in Linux isn’t something I’m really competent to do, I have left the Strumpet with all four operating systems installed. I don’t know what XUbunutu is going to be for at this point, though, because I really have been successful in getting everything up to scratch in UNR. The Wi-Fi works (after some driver weirdness), the codecs are in place to stream Absolute Radio or watch ripped episodes of Father Ted, and the Drivel app actually posts to the blog without a fight. I have a feeling I’m going to come to regret not having system-wide spellcheck in text fields, but that’s for another day.

And last but not least, before I walk back over to be fleeced of $500, this advice: a glass of club soda on ice, with a squirt of lime juice and four firm dashes of Angostura bitters, makes for the single best non-alcoholic fireside refresher you can imagine.

We’re not talking about Vanderbilt basketball today…

test

to see whether this works…

This is the netbook using Drivel. if I knew this would work, I would be happy to let it ride just like this.
The real question is whether I still have to manually tag everything.

the third and final test

Back in the day, I saw more than once that the 12″ Powerbook G4 was referred to as “the blogger’s delight.” Pound for pound, it was the best device of its kind: more potent than an iBook, powerful enough to churn through any apps of its day, compact and portable (if not appreciably lighter than the iBook, it was at least thinner and certainly less of a challenge than the 15″ or 17″ variety.

The whole rationale behind the netbook was that it could be used to blog much more effectively than an iPhone. Adding the Linux and open source layer only pushes the envelope further – so this is brought to you by Drivel, an open-source package for blogging with MT, Livejournal, Blogger, WordPress, Drupal…the whole kit and kaboodle. It’s lean and light, and in this form at least it’s a full-screen writing solution and easy to cope with.

If this is all mashed together, by the way, you’ll know who to blame. My biggest gripe with MarsEdit on the Mac is that you actually have to run a damned AppleScript to get the paragraphs to separate with HTML tags. I’m not doing any tags on purpose with this post, just to see what happens.

I have to say that a couple days in, the Strumpet is bearing up well. I don’t feel like I have to boot into Windows to accomplish anything, although I expect I’ll keep that piece around just in case. The default boot was Xubuntu, but I’m getting more confortable with Ubuntu Netbook Remix to the point where I may wind up ditching the XU partition before long. Not that partition size is all that key to me – I still intend to keep as much in the cloud as possible, as much for safety as anything else.

(I’m starting to think that maybe I’m going to regret not having auto spellcheck on this thing. I can also say that it types more comfortably if it’s not in your lap. The lack of breadth on the 12″ PB was its biggest drawback for me – the 13″ MacBook was critical in that it was wide enough to keep on your lap and still use in a stable fashion.)

Well, this’ll have to do. Let me know how it works out…

another test

these I will probably delete.
But I just have to see if I manually tag paragraphs or not.

Not again. Sheesh.

What does it take to get WYSIWYG?

Sic transit

I sold off the last of my Apple stock this week. In typical fashion, it shot up 5% the day after the sale cleared. I got no manner of luck at all, as a former co-worker at Cupertino Hexachrome Fruit might have said. Coincidentally, the day I made the sale was the day I took delivery of a Dell Inspiron Mini 1012 netbook, bought with birthday money and credit card reward points. First time I bought myself a laptop in literally a decade – and for an order of magnitude less than the last one I bought. (Some wags might say I got an order of magnitude less computer, too – but 1 GB of RAM and 160GB hard drive kick the shit out of anything that iBook SE could have managed. Screen’s higher-res too, and the Atom N450 beats the G3 and probably kills it on battery life too.)

This netbook’s machine name is “Strumpet.” So far, it came with WinXP and has been made to run Ubuntu, Ubuntu Netbook Remix, Xubuntu, Chromium and Jolicloud. In fact, all those but Ubuntu and Chromium are on the hard drive now. And since UNR and XUbuntu have had kernel updates since the last 9.10 release, and since there’s a Dell partition for hardware test and etc, there are literally ten or eleven different entries when GRUB loads up at boot. I’m still looking at install options for things like Easy Peasy, too.

Ultimately I decided not to get the older 10v, which is generally considered the gold standard for Hackintosh building (to the point where a well-known political blogger who is not known for technical wizardry was able to convert hers in under an hour). My reasoning is that after 12 years in support, with multiple certifications in hardware and software, I know the Mac environment well enough that forcing OS X onto a weak Dell would be more of an exercise in masochism than a legit learning experience. So I do Mac stuff on – gasp! – a Mac. Even if they yanked my MBP tomorrow, all my home stuff resides on the Mac mini in the office, and I could sync the iPhone to it on a regular basis.

This – and my previous musings about the Nexus One, and my expenditure of cash to convert most of my iTunes Music Store purchases to an un-DRM’d format – should not be taken as any sort of indication that I have run out on Apple. On the contrary, I still think that Apple’s particular genius is in making things accessible enough for Them Asses while still offering a glide path up to more technical experiences if you like. The reason I’m able to run all my business at work drum-tight is because OS X is the best consumer OS ever, and it comes on standard and reliable hardware.

If somebody else came out with something better, though, I would go like a shot. And while I don’t think any of the Linuxes above are necessarily better, they are something else: a step toward a new future of low-cost computing. Think about it – you could take out 2 of the 3 USB ports and the VGA, replace the 160 GB hard drive with 4 GB of flash memory, and as long as you’re willing to do all significant file storage in the cloud, you still have computer enough for 90% of everything I do. It’s the circle of life; after all these years we’re back to the same old model. Time was, it was mainframes with terminals. Then words like “client/server” and “network computing” were thrown around. Now it’s called the Cloud, and the original meaning (“cloud computing” meant that actual processing power, not just data, lived in the cloud) has given way to this vision that all your stuff can just reside somewhere out there in the ether. Which, as far as most computer users are concerned, it already does.

It’s cheaper, too – once you build out your data center with multiple redundancies and six-nines reliability, you can add users at the marginal cost of a login account (and hell, maybe $200 worth of netbook or smartphone). Serious processing can take place on the back end; all you really need is enough to run a display, a screen-scraper, a network connection and some user inputs. Park one of those data-center-in-a-truck things, connect it to the phone system, hand out netbooks with cellular cards, and just like that, your neighborhood or village or whatever is right online.

More important, it’s critical not to get stuck into your product loyalties for the wrong reasons. If I wear Dr Martens, or Levis 501s, or use a MacBook Pro or drive a VW, it’s not because I believe that these companies represent some sort of higher purpose or morality or world-changing vision – it’s because, for me, their shit works. If it stopped working, I would go elsewhere (see: Saturn, Reebok, UniBall Micro) and if they went elsewhere, I would find something else (see: Britches of Georgetown, Saturn, Bahia Cigars). I think ascribing some sort of post-materialist aspirations to your vendors – Google would never be evil, Apple is all that is right with the universe, Ford is, well, whatever Ford is – is ultimately as foolish as the notion of corporations with personhood and rights. A company exists for one reason alone: to make money. Not to pave the way to a brighter future, not to make you feel good about yourself, not to bring freedom to TheM asses or what have you. If that happens, great, but the stockholders aren’t going to give a shit about all the snowy plovers you saved with box tops if you’re hemorrhaging profits.

So I have a Mac mini, an iPhone, and a Dell. And that’s what works for me today.

The Resume

23-6.

OOC road wins at Missouri and St Mary’s.

12-3 in conference with one game left.

6-0 vs the SEC West.

Swept the two teams behind us in the SEC East.

6-2 on the road in the conference.

ANY QUESTIONS?

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Sigh.

Well, if you’ve got to lose, may as well lose to the best. And this means SO SO SO much more to Canada than winning would have meant to the US…
…but SIDNEY FUCKING CROSBY. All the hockey fans in the greater DC area just threw up in their mouths a little.

St. Johnny Cash, 1932-2003

The notion of a saint, by one measure, is “someone through whom we catch a glimpse of what God is like — and of what we are called to be.” If the measure of a saint is that their life is an exemplar of what our morality calls us to be, you could hardly do worse than the Man in Black, as exemplified by the eponymous song – first performed in 1971 at Vanderbilt University.

Well, you wonder why I always dress in black,

Why you never see bright colors on my back,

And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone.

Well, there’s a reason for the things that I have on.

I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down,

Livin’ in the hopeless, hungry side of town,

I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime,

But is there because he’s a victim of the times.

I wear the black for those who never read,

Or listened to the words that Jesus said,

About the road to happiness through love and charity,

Why, you’d think He’s talking straight to you and me.

Well, we’re doin’ mighty fine, I do suppose,

In our streak of lightnin’ cars and fancy clothes,

But just so we’re reminded of the ones who are held back,

Up front there ought ‘a be a Man In Black.

I wear it for the sick and lonely old,

For the reckless ones whose bad trip left them cold,

I wear the black in mournin’ for the lives that could have been,

Each week we lose a hundred fine young men.

And, I wear it for the thousands who have died,

Believen’ that the Lord was on their side,

I wear it for another hundred thousand who have died,

Believen’ that we all were on their side.

Well, there’s things that never will be right I know,

And things need changin’ everywhere you go,

But ’til we start to make a move to make a few things right,

You’ll never see me wear a suit of white.

Ah, I’d love to wear a rainbow every day,

And tell the world that everything’s OK,

But I’ll try to carry off a little darkness on my back,

‘Till things are brighter, I’m the Man In Black.