Hanging Out Monday’s Wash

Not been a real good weekend for computers in my house. My own laptop is having some serious power issues, which I am not sure whether to attribute to the battery or the internal power management. Pulling hard for the former, because I don’t want to have to replace this thing. And yet, it might be feasible…see, the current contents of my laptop are ~154 GB. However, if you remove all the iTunes content and the VMWare virtual machines, the entire remaining contents make up about 38GB. That’s right, 3/4 of my data is all in music, video, and emulated PCs.

As an experiment, I created a virtual Ubuntu system – 512 MB RAM, 8 GB hard drive – and only added four things to the stock Ubuntu install: Skype, the Lifera (sp?) RSS reader, a simple blog-posting client and the Zimbra desktop client. And all the updates obvs. It includes things like Firefox, a music player suitable for streaming Virgin Absolute Radio, Pidgin for IM, OpenOffice if you need it – long story short, there’s the OS and 90% of what I need from a laptop on a regular basis, taking up just under 4 GB. Which in case you were keeping track is 10% of what the same general stuff takes up on my MacBook.

Now, add to that the fact that I could scam up $100 worth of Dell credit from my AmEx points, and all of a sudden, an Inspiron Mini 9 that does all of the above in Ubuntu drops to around $320. Obviously not money I want to spend right now, but if this laptop were to shat the bed, what would I rather lay down: $320 on a mini Linux laptop, or at least $1000 (and probably more like $1500) on a new MacBook?

Now here is the catch: the iMac’s hard drive is near failing. Its SMART status indicates that it is probably beyond saving, just make sure it’s backed up. Since it is completely and utterly backed up, heroic measures to save it are impractical at best (once a drive is failing in SMART, basically all you can do is make sure it’s backed up and then go through its pockets and look for loose change). The bigger issue is that the first-generation Intel iMac is damn near impossible to open and replace a hard drive without doing things like removing the LCD screen and disconnecting thermal sensors and assorted bad nasty things like that. And for other reasons relating to a former job that I can’t really discuss, there’s no way I can have somebody else attempt to service this system (or my laptop for that matter).

What we ended up doing was running to Fry’s over the weekend to pick up a half-gig FireWire drive for $80 (!!!!!!!) and clone the entire failing drive, then boot the iMac from it. It works (kinda sorts; Parallels Desktop is being a bitch right now) but it’s not exactly the sort of solution you could leave running 24/7, which both thwarts my normal wireless-backup scheme and limits my original plan, if my laptop failed, to resort to the iMac as the base station for syncing iPhone and iPod and the general repository for that 75% of my hard drive that consists of tunes and movies.

In other bits of news and thoughts:

* It’s cold out there. In fact, it’s cold enough that I’ve resorted to my international-travel jacket with the fleece vest zipped in. Only thing is, it has nothing in the sleeves, and as a result, it’s not really all that cozy unless you’re wearing a sweatshirt or something (and if you’ve ever worked in an old-ass government building, you know that heaving clothing really isn’t an option once they turn the radiators on). So now I’m sorting through jackets options and wondering if I’m not actually just trying to come up with an excuse to break my 4-year streak of not buying superfluous outerwear.

* IKEA is a mind-altering substance. We have proof. They also sell THE weirdest soda known to man, and it Bothers me.

* One of my favorite things about Christmastime is going through the old James Bond box sets of an evening. Right now we’re in the middle of the Sean Connery retrospective. One of these days I really need to see about getting around to the theater for Quantum of Solace

* I know they say God has a plan and all, but all I can say is this had better turn out to be one hell of a plan.

* You think I should tell my end-users that Friday is my last day? Naaaaahhhhh….

* Things must really be going tits-up if they’re canceling the Arena Football season. That league has stuck around like a cockroach or a Cassidy brother through thick and thin for 20-something years.

* My last unmarried cousin got engaged last night. I know he’s 25, which is a fossil in Alabama years, but still…I guess this means that media pressure is now focused on my oldest nephew (turning 10 next spring) and I’m not even joking.

* My Buddy Vince Sez, “F you and your gov’t cheese-payin’ job.” (He didn’t get Veteran’s Day off.)

Finis.

Ghost of Christmas Past, part 2 of n: 1988

Christmas in 1988 really started the Saturday after Thanksgiving, when I heard Alphaville’s “Forever Young” for the first time while driving to a math tournament. I was a ringer – despite the fact that I was in Trig/PreCalc in 11th grade, I had been entered for the Algebra II competition. I didn’t normally do math, as I had no aptitude for it, and the math team wouldn’t normally have had me, but things were desperate and they were reduced to borrowing from the Scholar’s Bowl team. Which was sort of akin to Billy Graham borrowing from the Hell’s Angels.

Things really kicked into high gear when I got the ring. My class ring arrived the first week of December. White gold, 10K, fake aquamarine, and “1990” – a magical date, a number to conjure with, a deadline with the promise of better days ahead. When I wore it out at night, and the starlight hit it just so, all the hope and potential of an unlimited future was clearly visible at the bottom of that synthetic gemstone.

“Forever Young” and “Photograph” and “Bohemian Rhapsody” were our Christmas carols. I was 16, I had a reasonably viable car, I had my crew, I had a starting spot (alternate captain!) and a trophy to defend, I had a name and a nickname and a callsign and a growing reputation as an over-caffeinated psycho with a vicious wit and some serious social defects, because they hadn’t standardized the diagnosis of Asperger’s back then. And the world was just waiting for me to own it.

To be honest, the future wasn’t all that unlimited. In a lot of ways, it was badly limited by my own lack of imagination (what person, given unlimited power to travel through time and space, would carry out all his adventures within a 40-mile circle?) and there were practical considerations – I really didn’t have a future as Alabama’s quarterback, for instance. I say that because as I look at things now, there may not be as much unlimited future potential as there was twenty years ago – but who’s to say it was so unlimited then? Or that it’s so limited now?

The big difference is that I now live in the future. Don’t believe me? Do the list. Device in my pocket the size of a pack of cigarettes, with a thousand songs and a mobile phone and instant communication with “E Mail” and all the world’s knowledge to hand. Living in Silicon Valley. In California. Six-foot blonde girlfriend wife. NASA in my backyard, futuristic dirigible overhead, honeymoon in Edinburgh and vacation in Paris, listen to radio from London and Washington DC in real time, and – how crazy future-unlimited is this for a kid from rural Alabama? – Black President.

The future really is now. And it’s just waiting to be pwned.

Ghost of Christmas Past, part 1 of n: 2001

It was a really, really different time. For one thing, it was the last time I spent Thanksgiving and Christmas down South – and both apart from my new girlfriend, who has already demonstrated whatever is the female equivalent of “balls the size of church bells” by moving to the Washington DC area a month after September 11, when anthrax was still a going concern and guys with M4 rifles still patrolled the airports. I clearly remember walking around the Riverchase Galleria with all its security measures and wondering if Al-Qaeda really had designs on trying to donk off a bunch of hicks grasping for bargains. The fact that I would even consider a possibility of foreign terrorist attack on Ala-freakin’-Bama should tell you what a different era it was.

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Drivel

No, seriously, this is a test of Drivel running under Ubuntu. I sort of have in the back of my head that if anything goes awry with my MacBook to the point I can no longer use it, I will splash out on a Dell Inspiron Mini9 running Ubuntu Netbook Remix – the Dell looks easiest to open up and upgrade, the Linux seems the easiest to handle (compared to something like Linpus Lite or whatever), the reviews all seem positive, the build options are flexible and I can get $100 credit with my leftover AmEx membership reward points.
The big thing right now (and honestly, this post is me thinking out loud) is not “what do I need a laptop for” but “what do I need a laptop for that an iPhone cannot do?” The biggest thing, obviously, is text entry. I can get my mail, surf the web, check my RSS feeds, diddle about with Facebook and Twitter and WIkipedia, all sorts of stuff – hell, I can even stream Absolute Radio now, even though it would kill my battery – but the two big things a laptop can do that the iPhone can’t are videoconferencing (via Skype) and long-form text entry (I wouldn’t want to write anything much over a Twitter post with the iPhone, let alone a thousand-word blog post). Plus, let’s be honest, anything on the web looks better at 1024×600 than at 480×320. Firefox 3, all the usual plug-ins and codecs, Zimbra (yes, my new job uses Zimbra for its collaborative groupware)…well, there you have it. Like it or not, there are some tasks that the smartphone is not yet up to, even the likes of the iPhone or the G1.
Of course, much depends on how long this machine here lasts, and when (if ever!) the Powers That Be from my first California job come looking for it again ;]

So let me see if I understand this…

First off, NBC commits to nothing but reality programming in the 8 PM hour and now Jay Leno at 10 PM five nights a week?

What you’re saying is that the network of LA Law, Homicide, ER, The West Wing – they’re going to only 5 hours of weeknight primetime that MAY contain scripted programming? I mean, assume they’re going to shuffle around the comedy block, that’s 2 hours right there. Assume that some version of Law & Order will stick around, that’s 1 hour, assume that Heroes isn’t getting the gas pipe, that’s another hour…

Seriously, this is the plan? Extend late night into prime time and hope for the best? I knew Jeff Zucker didn’t have the brains God gave a cockroach, but it’s not the sort of thing you expect to see someone flaunt. Plus it’s not like Heroes hasn’t gone completely suckadoodledoo, because seriously, I think they’ve replaced the showrunner with a chimp or something.

I have more personal stuff to blog about, but it’ll be along later.

Common Dorks

I guess I have to say something about alma mater. I never expected, after the disaster that was California football in 2007, that I would replicate the same experience with Vanderbilt, of all teams, in 2008. Five straight to open the season, a couple of high-profile victories, an unprecedented national ranking and all kinds of attention at 5-0, and then a sudden and inexorable collapse leading to a loss over the underdog arch-rival and a final record of 6-6. But there you have it. The same team that owned Thursday nights, the team that took down Steve Spurrier in week 2 and got Auburn’s offensive coordinator fired within 48 hours of the loss – that team shat the bed against Mississippi State and Duke and Tennessee and Wake Forest and almost managed to piss away a 21-point halftime lead over Kentucky.

I know it’s meant to be some sort of breakthrough, our first bowl game in 26 years, but it’s 6-6. It’s one whole win more than we’ve managed countless times since 1990. It’s a team that by rights should be sitting on 8 or 9 wins – hell, in theory we should have beaten everyone bar Georgia and Florida and be ticketed for New Years’ Day, and we beat two teams that probably will play on January 1. And for those six wins, it looks increasingly likely that Vanderbilt’s bowl trip won’t even take them out of 615, let alone the state of Tennessee.

So yeah, dynamite, blah blah. It doesn’t feel like much of a winning season, because it’s not – yet. In fact, despite the bowl berth, the odds strongly favor Vandy posting their 26th consecutive losing season. And ultimately, that’s the reason I can’t get cised: we haven’t turned the corner, not by a long shot, and next year is going to tell a lot about what this program actually has.

Going for Broke

God knows I have, in my time, said some things that an objective observer would classify as vain, arrogant, perhaps a touch egotistical. However, what I am about to write may genuinely be the most outrageously vain, arrogant, egotistical, megalomaniacal thing I’ve ever put to print.

Nevertheless…onward.

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