{"id":327,"date":"2008-08-25T09:23:10","date_gmt":"2008-08-25T09:23:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=327"},"modified":"2008-08-25T09:23:10","modified_gmt":"2008-08-25T09:23:10","slug":"hanging_out_mondays_wash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=327","title":{"rendered":"Hanging Out Monday&#8217;s Wash"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n* Family&#8217;s always trying, isn&#8217;t it?\n<\/p>\n<p>\n* The more I see and hear of him, the more I am convinced that Joe Biden is going to be the Charles Barkley to Obama&#8217;s MJ:  don&#8217;t dare get between him and a microphone, and you&#8217;re going to be cringing waiting for him to drop a clanger, but the potential entertainment value is through the roof.  It ought to be an interesting week.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n* I still despise him and think he&#8217;s a jackass, but Kobe Bryant gets a pass this week.  What he did overnight Saturday was incredible to watch &#8211; as was Dwayne Wade&#8217;s effort.  Seriously, when you can bring Dwayne Wade<em> off the bench<\/em>, you should be unloading whoop ass by the case.  But anybody who thought a bunch of NBA stars couldn&#8217;t come together, play as a team, subvert 12 egos for one goal &#8211; well, these guys looked like a million damn dollars and a bunch of them are talking about wanting to come back in 2012.  Lock and load and find some cover.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n* There was zippy fog in the city yesterday.  My plan had been to use the effects of the fog to offset the effects of the company, and yet?  No fog.  I am bitter and I want a refund.  That lunkhead Austrian robot from the future has a LOT to answer for this year.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n* &#8220;John McCain was a POW!&#8221; is the new &#8220;Did you know Jerome Bettis is <em>from<\/em> Detroit?&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\n* Whatever you may have thought of Margaret Thatcher in the past,<a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/wp-dyn\/content\/article\/2008\/08\/25\/AR2008082500630.html?nav=rss_email\/components\"> this may be the saddest thing I&#8217;ve ever read<\/a>:\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-indent:20pt;\">\nThatcher&#8217;s condition has deteriorated so much that she forgets that her husband, Denis Thatcher, died in 2003, her daughter said in a memoir that is to be published next month and was serialized over the weekend in the Mail on Sunday newspaper.\n<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-indent:20pt;\">\n&#8220;I had to keep giving her the bad news over and over again,&#8221; Carol Thatcher wrote. &#8220;Every time it finally sank in that she had lost her husband of more than 50 years, she&#8217;d look at me sadly and say &#8216;Oh&#8217; as I struggled to compose myself. &#8216;Were we all there?&#8217; she&#8217;d ask softly.&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\n* I didn&#8217;t post that much about the Olympics this year.  Every time they come round, I tend to think about where I was four years ago and what was happening with my life.  And while I&#8217;m remembering 2004 (housesitting, early days at the last job, still disoriented from the move), I&#8217;m thinking just as much of 1988, when the Olympics didn&#8217;t start until school was back in and I was starting my junior year&#8230;and having the kind of start to the year that normally gets listed in history books as &#8220;The Gathering Storm&#8221; or something like that.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n* Leona Lewis is all right but no Robert Plant.  But Jimmy Page is still the Death Star.  Every hair-metal swill ever made collapses prostrate in fear before the opening chords of &#8220;Whole Lotta Love.&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\n* Coffee makes everything better.  However, the girl behind the counter looks at you funny if you reply to &#8220;Room for cream?&#8221; with &#8220;No, but room for whiskey would be great.&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\n* My Buddy Vince Says <em>[redacted for NDA]\n<\/p>\n<p>\nFinis.<br \/>\n<br \/><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>* Family&#8217;s always trying, isn&#8217;t it? * The more I see and hear of him, the more I am convinced that Joe Biden is going to be the Charles Barkley to Obama&#8217;s MJ: don&#8217;t dare get between him and a microphone, and you&#8217;re going to be cringing waiting for him to drop a clanger, but &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=327\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Hanging Out Monday&#8217;s Wash&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=327"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/327\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}