{"id":343,"date":"2008-09-08T13:55:16","date_gmt":"2008-09-08T13:55:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=343"},"modified":"2008-09-08T13:55:16","modified_gmt":"2008-09-08T13:55:16","slug":"dont_trust_anybody_under_130","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=343","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Trust Anybody Under 130*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nAll right, this and I&#8217;m done with the rage.  I hope.\n<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>\nFlag-trashing, arugala-eating, baby killing, terrorist-worshipping, ghetto-hustling, (gratuitous San Francisco jab here)&#8230;is it too much to hope for an election based on something other than name-calling?  Is there any chance, if I ask really nicely, that this whole thing could be carried out on a slightly smarter level than voting for Homecoming Queen at the University of Alabama?\n<\/p>\n<p>\nNo?\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI didn&#8217;t think so.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI love America, but right now I&#8217;m not 100% sure about <em>Americans<\/em>.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n* Represent, cuz.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All right, this and I&#8217;m done with the rage. I hope.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}