{"id":77,"date":"2007-08-19T17:32:53","date_gmt":"2007-08-19T17:32:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=77"},"modified":"2007-08-19T17:32:53","modified_gmt":"2007-08-19T17:32:53","slug":"maybe_im_behind_the_times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=77","title":{"rendered":"Maybe I&#8217;m behind the times&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n&#8230;but I just now discovered the word <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rejuvenile.com\/\">Rejuvenile,<\/a> based on the book of the same name.  &#8220;Kickball, Cartoons, Cupcakes and the Reinvention of the American Grown-Up.&#8221;  Huh.  I don&#8217;t mind the cupcake as such, but the cult of obsession around them is a little odd.  But then, you could say that about just about anything on the Internet &#8211; and as somebody following a Scottish soccer team I will probably never see, even on television, I can&#8217;t really cast aspersion.  Kickball&#8230;well, when we were playing softball in DC, we had this constant swarm of drink-addled kickballers trying to use fields we&#8217;d registered with the National Park Service to use on the appointed day, so I developed a healthy sense of disdain for them&#8230;now, apparently, FourSquare is the big thing in Silicon Valley (trust me not to notice until it shows up on the front page of the Chronicle)&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<p>\n&#8230;hold up a minute.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nIt was bad enough when my generation was tarred as a bunch of slackers en route to skipping right over us so that the children of the baby-boomers could be painted as the Next Big Thing (that would be the generation of Britney, Paris and Lindsey, FYI), but now apparently we&#8217;re all entering our second childhood&#8230;and that&#8217;s a good thing? Put me down as a Harrumphing Codger if you must, but I&#8217;m not sure I see the appeal.  I spent my whole life desperately waiting for my chronological age to catch up with my mental age (yes, I was one of those poor cursed SOBs who was &#8220;gifted&#8221;).  I went through eight yards of hell to get to be an adult, and I am not particularly interested in going back.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nAnd yet.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI suppose you could make a case that this is all about people wanting to shed their overweening sense of responsibility for a while, one gob of frosting at a time.  Believe me when I say that I see the appeal.  However, I guess my problem is that I still don&#8217;t live in the moment enough &#8211; that once the cupcake&#8217;s gone, you have to throw the wrapper out and get back to paying the bills, or diapering the kid, or working on tomorrow&#8217;s presentation.  Not that I have a kid to diaper, but you get the idea.  Ultimately, I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;m satisfied by the momentary escape &#8211; I need to either be allowed to magically get my 20s back and make a better go of it this time, or else seal it off and work on making sure that what happens now is all to the good.  I guess I don&#8217;t have the patience to substitute distractions for solutions.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nAnd yet.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n(An aside: I am currently under obligation to produce at least one 500-word blurb a week for this blog, to discipline me into writing and taking on topics that would not normally spring to mind.  I haven&#8217;t decided yet whether these should be explicitly labeled or not, and have done one each way.  However, I assure you that the menace of flightless waterfowl and virtual sports-entertainment were not at the forefront of my mind desperately banging on the door to be set free&#8230;but that doesn&#8217;t mean you shouldn&#8217;t watch out for those slick little SOBs parading around as Linux mascots.  CONSTANT VIGILANCE, donkeys, and don&#8217;t you forget it.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but I just now discovered the word Rejuvenile, based on the book of the same name. &#8220;Kickball, Cartoons, Cupcakes and the Reinvention of the American Grown-Up.&#8221; Huh. I don&#8217;t mind the cupcake as such, but the cult of obsession around them is a little odd. 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