{"id":1006,"date":"2011-04-29T08:31:39","date_gmt":"2011-04-29T16:31:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=1006"},"modified":"2011-04-29T08:31:39","modified_gmt":"2011-04-29T16:31:39","slug":"fuck-a-tornado","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=1006","title":{"rendered":"Fuck a tornado"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know why Tuscaloosa always seems to be in the path of the worst spring storms in the state, but they got pretty much nuked a couple days ago. Our friends at the <a href=\"http:\/\/magiccitypost.com\/2011\/04\/27\/tornadoes-kill-dozens-across-alabama-now-is-the-time-to-help\/\">Magic City Post<\/a> are curating links and information; in the meantime, the simple expedient of texting REDCROSS to 90999 will put $10 where it can do some good in a hurry. Meanwhile, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sbnation.com\/2011\/4\/28\/2140095\/alabama-lineman-was-thrown-50-feet-by-tornado-will-recover\">Nick Saban handing out drinks and Gene Stallings flipping burgers for relief workers<\/a> proves that Alabama spirit is frequently good for more than just talk radio and unfortunate taste in home decor.<\/p>\n<p>Roll Tide, 205. Stay strong. At least four of your sons are better able to contribute than they were yesterday morning, at least. =)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know why Tuscaloosa always seems to be in the path of the worst spring storms in the state, but they got pretty much nuked a couple days ago. Our friends at the Magic City Post are curating links and information; in the meantime, the simple expedient of texting REDCROSS to 90999 will put &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=1006\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Fuck a tornado&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1006"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1006"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1006\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1006"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1006"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1006"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}