{"id":102,"date":"2007-11-01T10:07:44","date_gmt":"2007-11-01T10:07:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=102"},"modified":"2007-11-01T10:07:44","modified_gmt":"2007-11-01T10:07:44","slug":"obligatory_quake_post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=102","title":{"rendered":"Obligatory Quake Post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nSo I was conscious of it being an earthquake immediately&#8230;sitting in a metal folding chair at St. Joe&#8217;s school.  I could feel the earth going up and down, although I didn&#8217;t get to see the ground ripple or anything.  I figured it was either big or close &#8211; turns out neither, but enough of each that it made for an interesting experience.  I wouldn&#8217;t file it under pant-soiling terror or anything.  Maybe if more stuff had been falling down.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nThing is, other people were losing their minds, and I think rightly so &#8211; if you&#8217;re in the wrong aisle of the grocery store, and suddenly get attacked by a slew of canned goods, that&#8217;s kind of trifling.  It&#8217;s the whole &#8220;unexpected could happen anytime&#8221; thing about the earthquake that makes them nature&#8217;s suicide bombers &#8211; you at least get some warning with tornadoes, or fire, or hurricanes.  Not much, certainly, and much good it may do you, but at least you get a fighting chance.  Earthquake just flips the switch, and pow, fall down go boom.  The only thing left is whether you just get shook up or whether a building falls on you.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nBetween the quake in the north and the fires down south, California is really living up to the promise of becoming the #1 action state in the country.  What would you expect when the governor is an Austrian robot from the future?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I was conscious of it being an earthquake immediately&#8230;sitting in a metal folding chair at St. Joe&#8217;s school. I could feel the earth going up and down, although I didn&#8217;t get to see the ground ripple or anything. I figured it was either big or close &#8211; turns out neither, but enough of each &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=102\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Obligatory Quake Post&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}