{"id":103,"date":"2007-11-03T14:30:58","date_gmt":"2007-11-03T14:30:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=103"},"modified":"2007-11-03T14:30:58","modified_gmt":"2007-11-03T14:30:58","slug":"hanging_out_the_wash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=103","title":{"rendered":"Hanging out the wash"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nSo Vandy went down to the Swamp and got that ass tapped, 49-22.  That was probably the least winnable of the remaining games.  Florida has points of vulnerability, but they are not as pronounced as those of Kentucky or Tennessee &#8211; and even though everybody knows where the holes are on those teams, we may not be capable of exploiting them.  And how&#8217;s this for a dagger: even if we get the 6th win, it may not be enough: a 6-6 team can only go to a bowl if every 7-5 team has a bid.  This is not as unfair as it looks; the 12th game in the SEC is a non-conference game, and if we were 5-6 coming into the last game, that&#8217;s not bowl eligible under the old rules.  Nevertheless, it would suck to break the 5 win ceiling for the first time in a quarter-century and be unable to cash in on it.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nMeanwhile, the wife is gone to Texas for a few days.  I have never been more tempted to play the Southern Baptist card and say &#8220;Wife, I forbid you to go to Texas.&#8221;  However, I&#8217;ve been in preliminary RCIA classes for a couple of months now, so I may not be allowed to play the Southern Baptist card any more.  Hell, I may never have been allowed &#8211; I was characterized as a Zen Baptist from the age of 17 or so, and got married by a Benedictine priest from an Old Catholic order, and I only set foot in a Baptist church once a year for Decoration Day&#8230;so whatever.  I&#8217;m left alone in the house for four days.  Somebody may need to come around Tuesday morning and pack my lungs in gauze.  (I got a lot of cigars to get through.)\n<\/p>\n<p>\nCome ON Bama&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So Vandy went down to the Swamp and got that ass tapped, 49-22. That was probably the least winnable of the remaining games. Florida has points of vulnerability, but they are not as pronounced as those of Kentucky or Tennessee &#8211; and even though everybody knows where the holes are on those teams, we may &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=103\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Hanging out the wash&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}