{"id":1035,"date":"2011-06-01T14:10:21","date_gmt":"2011-06-01T22:10:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=1035"},"modified":"2011-06-01T14:10:21","modified_gmt":"2011-06-01T22:10:21","slug":"i-am-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=1035","title":{"rendered":"I am old"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.tout.com\/m\/9944wo\">Shaq retires after 19 seasons.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Dude is only, like, a week younger than me. I was there the day Dale Brown ran onto the court to try to protect him from Tennessee players at the SEC tournament. (Tragically, although I was there that day, I left before the incident itself. The lesson, as always: I&#8217;m an idiot.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Shaq retires after 19 seasons. Dude is only, like, a week younger than me. I was there the day Dale Brown ran onto the court to try to protect him from Tennessee players at the SEC tournament. (Tragically, although I was there that day, I left before the incident itself. The lesson, as always: I&#8217;m &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=1035\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I am old&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1035"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}