{"id":1077,"date":"2011-07-28T19:06:56","date_gmt":"2011-07-29T03:06:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=1077"},"modified":"2011-07-28T19:06:59","modified_gmt":"2011-07-29T03:06:59","slug":"no-sugar-tonight","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=1077","title":{"rendered":"No Sugar Tonight"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>John Boehner couldn&#8217;t line up a gangbang in a whorehouse. \u00a0Unable to get enough teatards on board to break 218, the bill has not come up for vote and won&#8217;t until it goes back for more tweaks (at this hour, probably involving more slashing of Pell grant money). \u00a0All of this, of course, so it can go die in the Senate.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever else comes of this, you can bet your house, your car and your nuts on this: Boehner won&#8217;t be Speaker by Christmas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John Boehner couldn&#8217;t line up a gangbang in a whorehouse. \u00a0Unable to get enough teatards on board to break 218, the bill has not come up for vote and won&#8217;t until it goes back for more tweaks (at this hour, probably involving more slashing of Pell grant money). \u00a0All of this, of course, so it &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=1077\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;No Sugar Tonight&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1077"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1077"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1077\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1078,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1077\/revisions\/1078"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1077"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1077"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1077"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}