{"id":1086,"date":"2011-08-09T09:48:18","date_gmt":"2011-08-09T17:48:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=1086"},"modified":"2011-08-09T09:48:49","modified_gmt":"2011-08-09T17:48:49","slug":"this-is-why-we-cant-have-nice-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=1086","title":{"rendered":"This is why we can&#8217;t have nice things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dcist.com\/2011\/08\/irelands_four_fields_to_close_in_no.php\">They&#8217;re closing the 4Ps<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>On the one hand, my first instinct is to run out and buy a ticket and be on a redeye Thursday, sleep through the day Friday, and then close it Friday and Saturday nights in succession.<\/p>\n<p>Then again, I have pictures (and a little bit of video) and a decade of memories, and it might be best to leave them where they are &#8211; going back may only make things worse, especially since I still have yet to find a functional equivalent anywhere in the Bay Area that has good pints AND good food AND live music AND actual singing.<\/p>\n<p>But seriously, this is just more proof of how my past always seems to crumble behind me. \u00a0Gotta keep running forward, because the ground is disappearing back there and it&#8217;s gaining. \u00a0And again I&#8217;m reminded of the old line: &#8220;Everything ends badly, otherwise it wouldn&#8217;t end.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Dan Brown&#8217;s and the 4P&#8217;s inside of a year. \u00a0What the fuck next, are they going to close In N Out?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re closing the 4Ps. On the one hand, my first instinct is to run out and buy a ticket and be on a redeye Thursday, sleep through the day Friday, and then close it Friday and Saturday nights in succession. Then again, I have pictures (and a little bit of video) and a decade of &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=1086\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;This is why we can&#8217;t have nice things&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1086"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1086"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1086\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1087,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1086\/revisions\/1087"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}