{"id":1146,"date":"2011-09-19T14:25:45","date_gmt":"2011-09-19T22:25:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=1146"},"modified":"2011-09-19T14:25:57","modified_gmt":"2011-09-19T22:25:57","slug":"last-word-on-saturdays-game","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=1146","title":{"rendered":"Last word on Saturday&#8217;s game"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>(cross-posted from comments at Anchor of Gold)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;From Nashville With Love&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>a DUET in TWO HALVES, with MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT by the Pride of the Southland Ole Miss Marching Band, available <a href=\"http:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/artist\/the-pride-southland-ole-miss\/id273763785\">here<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>(Slow somber march; music swells)<\/p>\n<p>REBEL:<\/p>\n<p>O I wish we didn\u2019t have to play at Vandy<\/p>\n<p>Black and gold is hard like candy<\/p>\n<p>Rebel yell!<\/p>\n<p>Tripped and fell!<\/p>\n<p>Run like Hell<\/p>\n<p>From the Dores!<\/p>\n<p>We thought Houston Nutt would put our team in action<\/p>\n<p>Vandy put us all in traction<\/p>\n<p>Out of luck!<\/p>\n<p>How we suck!<\/p>\n<p>What the F!@%?<\/p>\n<p>Lost again!<\/p>\n<p>GIG A GIGGITY BO-TARRRRR-KUS<\/p>\n<p>COMMODORES HAVE GONE AND WRECKED US<\/p>\n<p>MIGHT AS WELL WARM UP THE TEAM BUS<\/p>\n<p>THE DORES HAVE KICKED OURRRRRRRR ASS<\/p>\n<p>(Tempo picks up with cheerful tuba oom-pah)<\/p>\n<p>COMMODORE:<\/p>\n<p>Our defense is stout and our offense is tricksy<\/p>\n<p>Plus we\u2019re not still playing \u201cDixie\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Threw it soft!<\/p>\n<p>Lots of loft!<\/p>\n<p>Picked it off!<\/p>\n<p>Went for six!<\/p>\n<p>MISSISSIPPI\u2019S CAUGHT THE BLACK RAIN<\/p>\n<p>DEFENSE COMING LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN<\/p>\n<p>ANCHOR DOWN AND HEAR OUR REFRAIN<\/p>\n<p>VANDY WHUPPED THAT ASSSSSSS!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p><em>(Exeunt, pursuing a bear and a Mon Calamari)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>All right. Back to 0-0. Gamecocks on Saturday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(cross-posted from comments at Anchor of Gold) &#8220;From Nashville With Love&#8221; a DUET in TWO HALVES, with MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT by the Pride of the Southland Ole Miss Marching Band, available here: (Slow somber march; music swells) REBEL: O I wish we didn\u2019t have to play at Vandy Black and gold is hard like candy Rebel &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=1146\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Last word on Saturday&#8217;s game&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1146"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1146"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1146\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1147,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1146\/revisions\/1147"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}