Fuck the SEC. \u00a0I’m through defending this shitpile of a league. \u00a0I’m sick of the fact that nothing matters but football. \u00a0I’m sick of the fact that officiating is based on how high-profile you are and how good your national title chances are instead of what the fucking black-letter rules in the rulebook say. \u00a0But mostly, I’m sick of having to spend my Saturdays week in and week out watching my guys go up against a bunch of the best illiterate hyperthyroidal chuckleheads money can buy, all majoring in kineseology, playing in front of borderline-sociopath rednecks who only set foot on a college campus for games.<\/p>\n
We’ve been there since 1933. \u00a0We’re competitive in every other sport. \u00a0We’re the only thing keeping this league’s dumpster-fire academic standards from straight-up Southwest Conference territory circa 1980. \u00a0We do things the right way, and have done, and all we get for our trouble is a cut of somebody else’s bowl money and a royal screwing anytime we show signs of being any good.<\/p>\n
To hell with it. \u00a0Alabama, Auburn, Arkansas, LOL Miss, Mississippi State, Kentucky, Florida, Georgia, LSU, Tennessee, South Carolina. \u00a0Joke institutions in a garbage conference. \u00a0We deserve better than your bullshit. If we’re going to play in college football’s whorehouse, at least let’s play in one that’s not crooked.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Fuck the SEC. \u00a0I’m through defending this shitpile of a league. \u00a0I’m sick of the fact that nothing matters but football. \u00a0I’m sick of the fact that officiating is based on how high-profile you are and how good your national title chances are instead of what the fucking black-letter rules in the rulebook say. \u00a0But … <\/p>\n