{"id":146,"date":"2008-01-20T14:48:51","date_gmt":"2008-01-20T14:48:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=146"},"modified":"2008-01-20T14:48:51","modified_gmt":"2008-01-20T14:48:51","slug":"overheard_in_my_house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=146","title":{"rendered":"Overheard in my house&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nWIFE:  Do you want some of the teriyaki meatballs?\n<\/p>\n<p>\nME:  Only if you&#8217;re going to fix some anyway.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nWIFE:  It&#8217;s no trouble, they just pop in the microwave.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nME:  They&#8217;re pre-cooked?  Hell, if I&#8217;d known that I would have fixed them for lunch this week.\n<\/p>\n<p>\nWIFE (sing-song voice):  Read, mother-!!!!er, reeeeead&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WIFE: Do you want some of the teriyaki meatballs? ME: Only if you&#8217;re going to fix some anyway. WIFE: It&#8217;s no trouble, they just pop in the microwave. ME: They&#8217;re pre-cooked? Hell, if I&#8217;d known that I would have fixed them for lunch this week. WIFE (sing-song voice): Read, mother-!!!!er, reeeeead&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=146"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/146\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=146"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=146"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=146"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}