{"id":1489,"date":"2012-05-11T11:32:12","date_gmt":"2012-05-11T19:32:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=1489"},"modified":"2012-05-11T11:32:14","modified_gmt":"2012-05-11T19:32:14","slug":"fuck-you-wall-street","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=1489","title":{"rendered":"Fuck You Wall Street"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Looks like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.marketplace.org\/topics\/business\/easy-street\/jp-morgans-loss-explainer\">they&#8217;re at it again.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Memo to the President, to Congress, hell, to everyone: <em>they have not learned. \u00a0They will never learn. <\/em>The only way you advance in finance is by being a big swinging dick who thinks he is so important that the world will bend over backwards to save him (thus &#8220;too big to fail&#8221;). \u00a0It is the purest version of the Whiffle Life, and they are convinced that what they do is more important than anything else on Earth.<\/p>\n<p>Overregulated? FUCK. YOU. \u00a0I want Jamie Dimon to have to go to the Securities and Exchange Commission to sign out every time he wants to take a piss. \u00a0I want TSA agents at the doors of Bank of America patting down staff in the evenings to make sure they&#8217;re not walking out with cash in their socks. \u00a0I want every bank with assets over a billion dollars to spend its existence in what I can only describe as a permanent prostate exam.<\/p>\n<p>If a dog won&#8217;t stop humping your leg, fine, that&#8217;s in his nature, but eventually you cut his balls off. \u00a0It&#8217;s long past time to cut the balls off American finance, and when Obama drives to the airport for the last time as president, I want it to be with Wall Street&#8217;s testicles hung like Truck Nutz from the back bumper of the limo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looks like they&#8217;re at it again. Memo to the President, to Congress, hell, to everyone: they have not learned. \u00a0They will never learn. The only way you advance in finance is by being a big swinging dick who thinks he is so important that the world will bend over backwards to save him (thus &#8220;too &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=1489\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Fuck You Wall Street&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1489"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1489"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1489\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1490,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1489\/revisions\/1490"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1489"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1489"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1489"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}