{"id":1498,"date":"2012-05-29T12:26:30","date_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:26:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=1498"},"modified":"2012-05-29T12:26:31","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T20:26:31","slug":"trumpapalooza-or-trumps-gonna-trump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=1498","title":{"rendered":"Trumpapalooza, or, Trumps gonna Trump"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Donald just can&#8217;t help himself. \u00a0The world is made for people who aren&#8217;t cursed with self-awareness, and everyone&#8217;s favorite squirrel-headed failed property mogul-turned-reality TV whore is back beating the same drum he was thumping last year, going full-retard on Birtherism.<\/p>\n<p>This is not a bad thing. \u00a0Donald Trump has a way of showing who the real idiots are. \u00a0Last year, he exposed Birtherism for the delusion it is, and as a side effect brought about an excellent video for the White House Correspondents&#8217; Dinner (soundtracked with &#8220;Real American&#8221;, Hulk Hogan&#8217;s old WWF intro music). \u00a0At the time, he was pretty well shut up by the simple expedient of doing what the Bush team failed to do: nail Osama bin Laden.<\/p>\n<p>Now, the Trumpster&#8217;s back and doing the world a service by exposing the real problem with Mitt Romney: his absolute lack of identity. \u00a0The danger of Mitt Romney as President isn&#8217;t anything he would do, because he is without form, and void. \u00a0The problem is that he would essentially serve as the turnstile attendant for the modern GOP &#8211; sitting in the Oval Office rubber-stamping whatever the Confederates serve up. \u00a0Since 1994, we&#8217;ve seen exactly what&#8217;s on offer with the modern Congressional GOP. \u00a0Clinton stopped it. \u00a0Bush didn&#8217;t want to, and Obama&#8217;s been hamstrung by the Bully Party&#8217;s indifference to decades of Senate norms and folkways (and further sandbagged by Harry Reid&#8217;s sullying the good name of pussy as Majority &#8220;Leader&#8221;).<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy the Trump spectacle. \u00a0That&#8217;s exactly what you can expect life to look like under a Romney administration &#8211; send in the clowns, 24-7-365, and watch Multiple Choice Mitt hold the door.<\/p>\n<p>God, what an asshole.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Donald just can&#8217;t help himself. \u00a0The world is made for people who aren&#8217;t cursed with self-awareness, and everyone&#8217;s favorite squirrel-headed failed property mogul-turned-reality TV whore is back beating the same drum he was thumping last year, going full-retard on Birtherism. This is not a bad thing. \u00a0Donald Trump has a way of showing who &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=1498\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Trumpapalooza, or, Trumps gonna Trump&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1498"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1498"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1499,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1498\/revisions\/1499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}