{"id":161,"date":"2008-02-14T09:12:38","date_gmt":"2008-02-14T09:12:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=161"},"modified":"2008-02-14T09:12:38","modified_gmt":"2008-02-14T09:12:38","slug":"kneel_before_zod","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=161","title":{"rendered":"Kneel before Zod!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Er&#8230;kneel before Steve!  <a href = \"http:\/\/valleywag.com\/356284\/rush-limbaugh-begs-steve-jobs-for-bug-fixes\">Beg, you drug-riddled lard-ass!  Beg for mercy from the mighty mock turtleneck!<\/a><br \/>\nAll must bow before the power of the Hexachrome Fruit.  Even if the stock&#8217;s shat the bed in the last month&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Er&#8230;kneel before Steve! Beg, you drug-riddled lard-ass! Beg for mercy from the mighty mock turtleneck! All must bow before the power of the Hexachrome Fruit. Even if the stock&#8217;s shat the bed in the last month&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=161"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}