{"id":190,"date":"2008-03-24T23:31:18","date_gmt":"2008-03-24T23:31:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=190"},"modified":"2008-03-24T23:31:18","modified_gmt":"2008-03-24T23:31:18","slug":"everybodys_got_to_jone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=190","title":{"rendered":"everybody&#8217;s got to jone&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nINT, Easter Sunday Mass&#8230;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nPRIEST:  Any other birthdays?\n<\/p>\n<p>\nWOMAN OF ADVANCING AGE: (waves hand)\n<\/p>\n<p>\nPRIEST:  How old?\n<\/p>\n<p>\nWOAA:  Twenty-nine!\n<\/p>\n<p>\nPRIEST:  Happy birthday.  Confessional&#8217;s open right after Mass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>INT, Easter Sunday Mass&#8230; PRIEST: Any other birthdays? WOMAN OF ADVANCING AGE: (waves hand) PRIEST: How old? WOAA: Twenty-nine! PRIEST: Happy birthday. Confessional&#8217;s open right after Mass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}