* I\u2019m going back to the Rose Parade. This makes me so very happy, you have no idea.<\/p>\n
* I went to another San Jose Earthquakes game last night, which was plenty of fun. That stadium is the perfect size, brand-new and shiny, with plenty of refreshments and restrooms and not a bad seat in the house, and a pleasant experience watching the team. The only drawback is the transit\u2026it\u2019s inherently intermodal and the various trains are so poorly timed relative to games that I basically can\u2019t get home without someone driving a car some portion of the way. This could be a problem in future.<\/p>\n
* Everyone I talk to who\u2019s gone to the Quakes says it\u2019s a superior experience to Levi\u2019s Stadium. I concur, even if the train goes right by Levi\u2019s and obviates the need for a connecting shuttle. MLS has yet to be laden with all the freight and bullshit that goes along with the NFL, and it\u2019s a superior experience in the absence of a hardcore emotional attachment.<\/p>\n
* More and more I think I have reached the conclusion that the viable future for me, if I have to change my cellphone circumstances, is just to buy the iPhone 6S outright and unlocked and go with that $30 T-Mobile plan until I need more than 100 minutes. If I go back and look at the average use in 2015 – and even snipping out the two weeks I was in Japan – I still only average about 120 minutes of talk time per month. So unless the overages are ridiculously expensive, that\u2019s the way to go. \u00a0Next step up is the Cricket $45 plan.<\/p>\n
* Much as I love that little Moto X, and it *is* unlocked for travel abroad, the camera just isn\u2019t gonna get the job done. And going abroad with just the Moto X means no Apple Watch. If the time comes to change my cellular circumstances, I\u2019m going to have to splash out for an unlocked 6S – like computers, it\u2019s slowly turning into \u201cbuy the best thing you can\u201d especially if you\u2019re going to be relying on it for more than two years. Taking over the wife\u2019s 5S would be a viable alternative if necessary, and might buy another year\u2019s worth of waiting, but by the end of 2016, replacing this phone from work will almost certainly mean buying the latest iPhone unlocked.<\/p>\n
* On the night of September 11 or 12 (I forget exactly when), 2001, there was a soccer match in Tehran. Before the game kicked off, the entire stadium observed a moment of silence for the victims of the tragedy in America. Somewhere between a third and a half of the population now wasn\u2019t born when the American hostages were released from the former embassy in Tehran in 1981. Iran is implacably opposed to Al-Qaeda and ISIS on religious grounds. And yet, for some reason, any sort of dealings with Iran are beyond the pale for the GOP and we must start bombing as soon as possible. One more reason why nobody with an IQ above room temperature has any business voting for a Republican until they go through party-wide detox.<\/p>\n
* Similarly, Jeb Bush is back on the one-note parade saying his dry-drunk borderline-special-needs brother \u201ckept us safe.\u201d As someone who lost two co-workers on the plane that hit the Pentagon, walked past National Guard on the corners on the way to work for weeks, and almost saw my boss evicted because his rent check was trapped in an anthrax-affected post office, let me say two things to Jeb Bush: 1) BULLSHIT. 2) FUCK YOU.<\/p>\n
* If Carly Fiorina were 11th in a field of 10 on the Democratic side, and the rules were bent and numbers strained to get her into the top 10 for a debate, the Republicans would be screaming themselves laryngitic about \u201caffirmative action.\u201d As it is, the RNC has apparently chosen her as the anti-Trump: an engaging cipher who can take shots at Hillary that would draw cries of sexism if launched by others, and \u201cCEO\u201d status that overlooks how she managed to shit-wreck the flagship company of Silicon Valley\u2026maybe she has more in common with Trump than we think. But it\u2019s going to take more than two X chromosomes and a willingness to stand in front of a camera and lie through your teeth if she\u2019s serious about being President, and based on the legend of Demon Sheep, it\u2019s hard for me to take her seriously in anything related to politics.<\/p>\n
* iOS 9 brings with it \u201ccontent blockers\u201d – you can install software on your iOS device that will let you kill off certain web content before it even loads. \u00a0Mostly this revolves around advertising, especially when the various trackers and javascript and nonsense add up to about 10 MB on a single webpage and far outweigh the actual content of the page. \u00a0From a mobile standpoint, this is a godsend: blocking all that shit saves data usage and battery life, not to mention the speed burst that comes when you only have to show the actual page and not all the stuff that shits it up. It completely destroys a lot of the revenue model of the web world, which is fine. \u00a0You have all the right in the world to show advertising, but this is the equivalent of a television draping ads over the program while it\u2019s on and making it impossible to change channels or turn down the volume. \u00a0Which is in fact what a lot of broadcast advertisers would love to do.<\/p>\n
* Speaking of, fuck Draft Kings with a rusty rake. It\u2019s become impossible to avoid their douche-a-riffic advertising in almost any sports-related venue. At games, on television, hell, the podcast of the Sports Junkies is bracketed by Draft Kings ads at the beginning and end of EVERY SEGMENT. \u00a0That\u2019s 26 Draft Kings ads a day, for a \u201cservice\u201d that is basically an attempt to offer sports gambling via loophole. \u00a0The plan, such as it is, seems to be to make all the money before Congress has a chance to weigh in, which makes it of a piece for the tech economy in 2015. Loophole arbitrage is the only place America innovates.<\/p>\n
* The detachment from college football continues apace, with varying degrees of success. \u00a0The only thing that matters for the rest of the season is Saturday, though, and if Cal doesn\u2019t beat Texas then Sonny Dykes should be left behind in Austin, just as Jeff Tedford should have been dumped in the parking lot of Jack Murphy Stadium without his wallet after the Holiday Bowl fiasco of 2011. It\u2019s a moral imperative. Win or GTFO.<\/p>\n
* I wish I knew what my buddy Vince sez these days.<\/p>\n
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* I\u2019m going back to the Rose Parade. This makes me so very happy, you have no idea. * I went to another San Jose Earthquakes game last night, which was plenty of fun. That stadium is the perfect size, brand-new and shiny, with plenty of refreshments and restrooms and not a bad seat in … <\/p>\n