{"id":307,"date":"2008-08-08T13:01:56","date_gmt":"2008-08-08T13:01:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=307"},"modified":"2008-08-08T13:01:56","modified_gmt":"2008-08-08T13:01:56","slug":"everybody_thinks_they_can_hook","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=307","title":{"rendered":"Everybody thinks they can hook it&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n&#8220;Senator Edwards, I knew Bill Clinton.  Bill Clinton was a friend of mine.  Bill Clinton got off with my cousin&#8217;s roommate&#8217;s sister&#8217;s BFF in the back of an El Camino back in &#8217;73.  Senator, you&#8217;re no Bill Clinton.&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\n\/bentsen\n<\/p>\n<p>\n(Ladies and gentlemen, start your blogs.  We just looooooove to jone.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Senator Edwards, I knew Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton was a friend of mine. Bill Clinton got off with my cousin&#8217;s roommate&#8217;s sister&#8217;s BFF in the back of an El Camino back in &#8217;73. Senator, you&#8217;re no Bill Clinton.&#8221; \/bentsen (Ladies and gentlemen, start your blogs. We just looooooove to jone.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}