{"id":370,"date":"2008-09-30T12:08:11","date_gmt":"2008-09-30T12:08:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=370"},"modified":"2008-09-30T12:08:11","modified_gmt":"2008-09-30T12:08:11","slug":"ill_let_john_welch_cover_this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=370","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll let John Welch cover this one for me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.bynkii.com\/archives\/2008\/09\/go_elitists.html\">You know what I want for a president? I want someone whose brain is so fucking big it deforms their skull. I want them to be the smartest motherfucker in every room they walk in. I want other world leaders so convinced they can read their puny minds that they don&#8217;t dare try to pull shit on them. When you ask them about the history of some country, I want them to smile at me and say &#8220;I&#8217;ll try to put it in small words for you&#8221;, and<\/a><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bynkii.com\/archives\/2008\/09\/go_elitists.html\"> I&#8217;m not stupid.<\/a><\/em><em><br \/>\n<br \/><\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know what I want for a president? I want someone whose brain is so fucking big it deforms their skull. I want them to be the smartest motherfucker in every room they walk in. I want other world leaders so convinced they can read their puny minds that they don&#8217;t dare try to pull &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=370\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I&#8217;ll let John Welch cover this one for me&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=370"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/370\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}