{"id":387,"date":"2008-10-29T10:31:04","date_gmt":"2008-10-29T10:31:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=387"},"modified":"2008-10-29T10:31:04","modified_gmt":"2008-10-29T10:31:04","slug":"line_of_the_day_2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=387","title":{"rendered":"Line of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday at the chiropractor:<br \/>\nHER: Are you watching True Blood?<br \/>\nME: Am I what?<br \/>\nHER:  Probably not, it&#8217;s more a chick thing, all the Gothic Southern romance stuff.  And lots of violent blood and sex.<br \/>\nME:  One prom was enough.<br \/>\nHER:  (Unable to speak.)<br \/>\nME: (grin)<br \/>\nHER:  Does your wife grasp how twisted you really are?<br \/>\nME:  She said &#8216;I do&#8217;, didn&#8217;t she?<br \/>\nAnd EZ-E gets a nickel for the prom joke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday at the chiropractor: HER: Are you watching True Blood? ME: Am I what? HER: Probably not, it&#8217;s more a chick thing, all the Gothic Southern romance stuff. And lots of violent blood and sex. ME: One prom was enough. HER: (Unable to speak.) ME: (grin) HER: Does your wife grasp how twisted you really &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=387\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Line of the Day&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}