{"id":465,"date":"2009-03-14T12:54:24","date_gmt":"2009-03-14T12:54:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=465"},"modified":"2009-03-14T12:54:24","modified_gmt":"2009-03-14T12:54:24","slug":"hanging_out_saturdays_wash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=465","title":{"rendered":"Hanging Out Saturday&#8217;s Wash"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n* This is the most wonderful time of the year.  If you disagree, you are entitled to your opinion, but you are factually wrong.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n* Back in the day, 19 wins and a .500 record in the SEC would almost be enough to get you into the Big Dance, but times have changed, and Vandy&#8217;s not going to pull any Cinderella shit this year.  That said, to get that record with no seniors and getting major minutes from a lot of frosh is not a bad outcome.  <em>That<\/em> said, I think this is the first year of blogging that I haven&#8217;t had a MEMORIAL MAGIC SIGHTING #<em>n<\/em> post anytime during the season, and I don&#8217;t think the &#8216;Dores really had a signature victory this season &#8211; the closest thing would be the road win at LSU and keeping the home victory streak against Kentucky.  Make no mistake, it was a down year for the &#8216;Dores &#8211; but if this is a down year, the program is already at a higher level than it was when Kevin Stallings took over ten years ago.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n* Think of what the Vanderbilt Class of &#8217;09 has seen:  a football win over UT at Knovxille, a run to the Sweet Sixteen and two home wins over the #1 team in the country,the baseball team spending almost an entire regular season ranked #1 in the nation, having both men&#8217;s and women&#8217;s basketball and baseball AND FOOTBALL all ranked in the top 25 in the same calendar year, ESPN College Gameday on campus, a WINNING SEASON in football, complete with a BOWL GAME WIN, a world of VU hand signs and charging out of the tunnel and &#8220;Who Ya Wit?&#8221; and one Thursday night win after another and &#8220;CONQUER! AND! PREVAIL!&#8221; and don&#8217;t look now, but Vanderbilt has finally established a baseline that you can be a top-25 school academically and athletically at the same time.  Look out, Duke and Northwesten and Cal and Stanford and Virginia&#8230;the &#8216;Dores are on the way.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n* Why is it that people who are wrong, over and over, who have absolutely nothing useful to contribute and do nothing more useful than they neighbor&#8217;s dog that won&#8217;t shut up &#8211; why does anyone take these people seriously?  Why do people even acknowledge that this horseshit belongs in our discourse?  I mean, to pull out the Slashdot line, you don&#8217;t blame a dog for doing what&#8217;s in its nature and humping your leg, but when he doesn&#8217;t stop, after a while, <em>you cut his balls off.<\/em>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n* Every time I see Digger Phelps now, I just laugh my ass off thinking of him dancing with the Cal cheerleaders in a timeout.  Don&#8217;t believe me?  See for yourself:\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/rbEUc0heKOQ&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0&#038;color1=0x3a3a3a&#038;color2=0x999999\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/rbEUc0heKOQ&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0&#038;color1=0x3a3a3a&#038;color2=0x999999\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object>\n<\/p>\n<p>\n* I am sorry to see the American version of <em>Life On Mars<\/em> go.  Sure, it&#8217;s not a patch on the original, but for some reason I have always had an odd attraction to New York City in the early 1970s, after the age of the Dodgers and <em>Guys and Dolls<\/em> and the largest-city-in-the-world days but before the blackout and the Bronx Zoo and &#8220;Ford to City: Drop Dead.&#8221;  Basically that last transitional moment hanging over the precipice.  And I think they&#8217;ve captured a lot of that, with Harvey Keitel as a much more understated Gene Hunt and Michael Imperioli almost stealing the whole damn show with a FAR more complex and interesting Ray Carling than has ever been offered in the UK shows.  I think once you just accept that it&#8217;s never going to hold a candle to the original and look at it on its own, they did a fine job and deserve the opportunity to wrap up their story in a neat little package (and it looks like they will at least get that much).\n<\/p>\n<p>\n* Can&#8217;t wait for the tournament.  Gus Johnson could do commentary on a turtle trying to screw a doorknob and make it sound like the Miracle On Ice.  He has officially become this generation&#8217;s guarantee to peg the needle on the Fun-O-Meter.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n* My Buddy Vince Sez nothing.  I blame him for buying a 40 of Miller for my birthday (and paying a college student to get it for him, in keeping with the high-school theme, only to go back in himself and demand a brown paper bag for it) and getting me all banged up.  Besides, he should be focusing on beating &#8220;Looks like Heaven&#8217;s easier to get into than&#8221; Arizona State today.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n<em>Finis.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>* This is the most wonderful time of the year. 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