{"id":469,"date":"2009-03-24T11:38:52","date_gmt":"2009-03-24T11:38:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=469"},"modified":"2009-03-24T11:38:52","modified_gmt":"2009-03-24T11:38:52","slug":"you_wanna_play_with_fire_scare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=469","title":{"rendered":"you wanna play with fire, scarecrow?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you have an 11 AM presentation, and call at 10:20 to ask your offsite support to bring a laptop you can use for it, and they can&#8217;t get there until 11:05, and they&#8217;re coolly yet inwardly frantically trying to get your trilobite-encrusted projector to work with the one spare Acer POS that was available after a half hour search through all of IT&#8230;do NOT ask the room if they have any issues for the IT guy while he&#8217;s here. <\/p>\n<p>Well, I mean, strictly speaking you COULD do that. But you should probably have somebody else start your car for you. For a while. I&#8217;m just sayin&#8217;. <\/p>\n<div class=\"iblogger-footer\"><br clear=\"all\"\/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:right;font-size:10px;\">[Posted with <a href=\"http:\/\/illuminex.com\/iBlogger\/index.html\">iBlogger<\/a> from my iPhone]<\/p>\n<p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you have an 11 AM presentation, and call at 10:20 to ask your offsite support to bring a laptop you can use for it, and they can&#8217;t get there until 11:05, and they&#8217;re coolly yet inwardly frantically trying to get your trilobite-encrusted projector to work with the one spare Acer POS that was available &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=469\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;you wanna play with fire, scarecrow?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}