{"id":513,"date":"2009-07-09T09:50:38","date_gmt":"2009-07-09T09:50:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=513"},"modified":"2009-07-09T09:50:38","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T09:50:38","slug":"the_last_8_days_in_a_nutshell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=513","title":{"rendered":"The last 8 days in a nutshell"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nRide a black swan&#8230;This camera is smarter than us&#8230;Phenomenon (da daaaaaaa, da da da)&#8230;!!!! the Seminoles, Seminoles !!!! Animoles&#8230;.Mama don&#8217;t ride no bike&#8230;them&#8217;s good eatin&#8217;&#8230;I&#8221;M KING OF THE WORLD!!&#8230;your wife left you&#8230;George Takei&#8217;s going to sing a gay love song!&#8230;Amateur Sketch&#8230;I hear you got Arshavin&#8230;&#8221;and you know something? they&#8217;re assholes&#8221;&#8230;I would like to marry this drink&#8230;we&#8217;re gonna have to detail the car&#8230;&#8221;Pimento cheese is a 16 seed.&#8221; &#8220;Please.  Pimento cheese wears a <em>helmet<\/em>.&#8221;&#8230;&#8221;Y&#8217;all live in one of them snowball houses?&#8221;&#8230;&#8221;Maybe you have <em>cadmium<\/em> poisoning!&#8221;&#8230;like playing Russian Roulette with five bullets in the gun&#8230;&#8221;Wicked is what Revenge of the Sith should have been&#8221;&#8230;Crak-Dixie&#8230;chicken fries&#8230;baked beans&#8230;Mr. Okra&#8230;you&#8217;re gonna give me an older, better version of the same wine, with a different label, for half off?  What&#8217;s wrong with it?&#8230;there&#8217;s enough coffee for one cup, better give it to her&#8230;&#8221;I don&#8217;t want to leave!&#8221; &#8220;OK, don&#8217;t.&#8221; &#8220;OK, but the checks&#8217;ll stop coming in a couple of months&#8230;&#8221;\n<\/p>\n<p>\nY&#8217;all hurry back, y&#8217;hear?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ride a black swan&#8230;This camera is smarter than us&#8230;Phenomenon (da daaaaaaa, da da da)&#8230;!!!! the Seminoles, Seminoles !!!! Animoles&#8230;.Mama don&#8217;t ride no bike&#8230;them&#8217;s good eatin&#8217;&#8230;I&#8221;M KING OF THE WORLD!!&#8230;your wife left you&#8230;George Takei&#8217;s going to sing a gay love song!&#8230;Amateur Sketch&#8230;I hear you got Arshavin&#8230;&#8221;and you know something? they&#8217;re assholes&#8221;&#8230;I would like to marry this &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=513\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The last 8 days in a nutshell&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=513"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/513\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=513"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=513"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=513"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}