{"id":520,"date":"2009-07-22T17:44:03","date_gmt":"2009-07-22T17:44:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=520"},"modified":"2009-07-22T17:44:03","modified_gmt":"2009-07-22T17:44:03","slug":"okay_new_rule","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=520","title":{"rendered":"Okay, New Rule"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\nPeople who don&#8217;t think the President of the United States is an<em> American citizen<\/em> don&#8217;t get to say shit about grown-up politics.  So from now on, anybody who wants to participate in the process has to answer &#8220;Do you think the President is a citizen of the United States?&#8221; Any answer other than an immediate &#8220;Duh, of course, what the fuck else would he be?&#8221; means you go sit in the corner and <em>shut the fuck up<\/em> until the paint thinner and meth wear off,<em> you fucking hillbilly retard.<\/em>\n<\/p>\n<p>\nI&#8217;m sick of this shit.  Birthers, truthers, people who think Hillary shot Vince Foster and the Jews caused 9\/11 and the Bush family is buying up South American water rights &#8211; <em>you don&#8217;t get to play.<\/em>  Times are tough and this shit is hard, and it&#8217;s tough enough to sort it out without having to indulge a bunch of mental defectives.\n<\/p>\n<p>\n(What really blows my mind is the percentage of a percentage who think Barack Obama is a secret Muslim AND approve of the job he&#8217;s doing.  Ummm&#8230;<em>o-kayyyyyy<\/em>, but can you actually die of cognitive dissonance?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People who don&#8217;t think the President of the United States is an American citizen don&#8217;t get to say shit about grown-up politics. So from now on, anybody who wants to participate in the process has to answer &#8220;Do you think the President is a citizen of the United States?&#8221; Any answer other than an immediate &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=520\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Okay, New Rule&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=520"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/520\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}