{"id":614,"date":"2010-01-12T11:37:46","date_gmt":"2010-01-12T11:37:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=614"},"modified":"2010-01-12T11:37:46","modified_gmt":"2010-01-12T11:37:46","slug":"someones_bitchin_lord_kumbaya","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=614","title":{"rendered":"Someone&#8217;s bitchin&#8217;, Lord, Kumbaya&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, here we go, predictable as the dawn, because these Texans have an excuse for everything.  Let&#8217;s set this straight now, like a tin of Mister Dog, and maybe, they&#8217;ll <i>shut the fuck up&#8230;<\/i><\/p>\n<p>* &#8220;Alabama&#8217;s not really champions! <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.houstonpress.com\/hairballs\/2010\/01\/ut_would_have_won_85-21_if_col.php\">There&#8217;s an asterisk because Colt McCoy barely played<\/a>!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Well, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com\/2009\/04\/06\/texas-your-2008-big-12-south-champions\/\">Texas would know all about asterisks<\/a>, I suppose.  But these things happen.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.al.com\/alabamafootball\/mobileregister\/index.ssf?\/base\/sports\/1230804963144530.xml&#038;coll=3\">Alabama suspended Andre Smith for the Sugar Bowl last year on account of NCAA allegations that turned out to be nothing,<\/a> and without an NFL top-6 pick protecting the blind side, the QB got killed early and often in the first quarter.  Nobody is saying Utah&#8217;s win deserves an asterisk &#8211; quite the contrary, it&#8217;s the one quality win the BCS busters can hang their hats on.**<\/p>\n<p>More to the point, a sports show back in DC aptly pointed out this fact: Colt McCoy does not drop back into protection.  He runs around like a donk in the backfield, and as a result got sacked eight times against Nebraska.  Knowing that your offense and your QB&#8217;s style put him at risk, wouldn&#8217;t you make an effort to have something better than an 18-year-old freshman as the first backup option?  And if that&#8217;s all you had, wouldn&#8217;t you take the opportunity to get him more than 30 live reps before, oh, THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME?<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, Greg McElroy <a href=\"http:\/\/sports.espn.go.com\/ncf\/bowls09\/news\/story?id=4807296\">played in a flak jacket<\/a> to protect his cracked ribs (thus only 11 passes) and Rolando McClain <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tidesports.com\/article\/20100108\/NEWS\/100109625\/1011?Title=Despite-bing-ill-McClain-makes-impact\">took two IVs for hydration before the game and a third at halftime<\/a>.  You play the game as it unfolds, with the players on hand, for better or worse.<\/p>\n<p>* &#8220;Alabama <a href=\"http:\/\/answers.yahoo.com\/question\/index?qid=20100107211659AABf5lV\">ran up the score<\/a>!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Alabama was leading 24-21 with 5 minutes to play.  Then a wicked sack and turnover resulted in a quick TD.  Then Texas obligingly gave the ball back again, deep in their own territory.  With just under two minutes left, and Texas with a time out to burn.<\/p>\n<p>Did Alabama throw the ball downfield?  Nope.  Did they pull out the Boise State bag of gimmicks?  Nope.  Did they go for the quick 3 to make sure a touchdown and a field goal wouldn&#8217;t be enough to beat them? Nope.  They ran the ball up the middle, the simplest and most basic thing you can do to burn clock, with the <em>backup<\/em> running back.  If Texas and their #1-ranked rushing defense couldn&#8217;t stop a freshman&#8217;s dive up the middle from turning into a touchdown run, I respectfully submit that it&#8217;s not Trent Richardson&#8217;s job to fall on the ball just so the Steers can go home with only a 10-point loss on their resume.  Given that the &#8220;number one rushing defense in the country&#8221; let not one but two backs go over 100 yards<\/p>\n<p>* &#8220;Well&#8230;well&#8230;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.statesman.com\/news\/local\/walmart-where-else-would-alabama-show-off-its-173984.html\">Alabama&#8217;s a bunch of rednecks!<\/a>&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>Really?  The state of Texas wants to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/story\/0,2933,292674,00.html\">go<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesmokinggun.com\/mugshots\/stonecoldmug1.html\">down<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.texscience.org\/files\/textbooks-at-risk.htm\">this<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Murder_of_James_Byrd,_Jr.\">path<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a hint for the burnt orange &#8211; quit your whining, go back home to UT-Asterisk with the rest of the hayseed hippies, slosh your Shiner, think long and hard about what you did, and maybe next time, before <a href=\"http:\/\/ncaafootball.fanhouse.com\/2009\/12\/11\/texas-accounting-professor-mack-browns-raise-doesnt-add-up\/\">giving your coach a championship raise<\/a>, make sure he&#8217;s <em>won the fucking championship.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>** Utah over Pitt in 2004 was a joke.  Pitt didn&#8217;t deserve to be anywhere near a BCS bowl with an 8-3 record in the Big Least, as it certainly was at the time.  Boise State over Chokelahoma was &#8211; do I need to remind everyone again? &#8211; a ONE POINT win, in DOUBLE OVERTIME, against the BCS&#8217;s own personal FAILboat team.  And whenever BCS busters come up, nobody ever talks about how Hawai&#8217;i basically got vivisected by Georgia in the Sugar Bowl.  When people say &#8220;non-BCS teams deserve a chance!&#8221; what they mean is &#8220;We want Boise State to get full credit for playing a JV schedule!&#8221;  And you know my solution: no automatic bids for conference champions.  Problem solved.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, here we go, predictable as the dawn, because these Texans have an excuse for everything. Let&#8217;s set this straight now, like a tin of Mister Dog, and maybe, they&#8217;ll shut the fuck up&#8230; * &#8220;Alabama&#8217;s not really champions! There&#8217;s an asterisk because Colt McCoy barely played!&#8221; Well, Texas would know all about asterisks, I &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=614\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Someone&#8217;s bitchin&#8217;, Lord, Kumbaya&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=614"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/614\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=614"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=614"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=614"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}