{"id":823,"date":"2010-11-21T17:41:48","date_gmt":"2010-11-21T17:41:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=823"},"modified":"2010-11-21T17:41:48","modified_gmt":"2010-11-21T17:41:48","slug":"nablopomo_day_21_this_is_why_w","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=823","title":{"rendered":"NaBloPoMo, day 21: this is why we can&#8217;t have nice things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re taking away my Redskins bar.<\/p>\n<p>Two years after I discovered it, Dan Brown&#8217;s Lounge in Palo Alto is closing in a rent dispute with the owner of the building. This is distressing in ways I can&#8217;t even begin to explain. Setting aside the fact that the Skins have won every time but once or twice that I&#8217;ve been in attendance, this is a place made with me in mind. Half of it is a Redskins bar &#8211; framed Riggins and Grimm jerseys, oil prints of Jurgensen and Monk, signs and pennants &#8211; and the other half is a straight-up dive, complete with pics of the Rat Pack, and Sophia Loren giving Jayne Mansfield the side-eye, and a large nude of Marilyn Monroe over the curved bar. It&#8217;s not the most accessible place via public transit (though it&#8217;s doable), but in every other respect it&#8217;s just my kind of place.<\/p>\n<p>And a week from tomorrow, it&#8217;s no more.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve tried. God knows I&#8217;ve tried. But there&#8217;s not consistent enough music at any Irish place, O&#8217;Neill&#8217;s is too far north and O&#8217;Flaherty&#8217;s too far south, Trials has no television and takes forever to get home from, BBC picks up too many douchebag mid-life crisis cases, Mervyn&#8217;s is just too hell-pray-we-don&#8217;t-get-shot, Iberia is way too expensive, Tied House has terrible food and the Saint is way too may-contain-Irish-substance, and the Ritz-Carlton in Half Moon Bay is way too far away.<\/p>\n<p>How long O Lord will I search in vain for something to replace the 4P&#8217;s?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They&#8217;re taking away my Redskins bar. Two years after I discovered it, Dan Brown&#8217;s Lounge in Palo Alto is closing in a rent dispute with the owner of the building. This is distressing in ways I can&#8217;t even begin to explain. Setting aside the fact that the Skins have won every time but once or &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/?p=823\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;NaBloPoMo, day 21: this is why we can&#8217;t have nice things&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=823"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/iwasmisinformed.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}