Madness

Congrats to Cornell for getting the first seat on the starship…64 to go.

Meanwhile, Vandy has rediscovered its defense. Don’t know how far we have to go this year – men and women alike – but we’re going to leave a trail of black and blue all the way there. =)

EDITED TO ADD: We OWN Auburn. Between the two basketball teams and the football, Vandy has met Auburn four times in athletic competition this academic year and has gone 4-0. The last win was women’s hoops, where two of Auburn’s three losses all year are to the Commodores. Instead of punching their ticket for a #1 seed, Auburn gets to watch Vandy win their second conference tournament crown in three years and sixth since 1993.

Play the Dores and you may get a W, you may get a L, but you will definitely get the S beat out of you.

Flashback, part 6 of n

In the back of The Return Of The King, Tolkien had a chronology of the Third Age. Most of it was demarcated by year, up until the events of the actual trilogy, when he began a much more specific enumeration of events, headed “THE GREAT YEARS.” For a big chunk of my life, this would have started in January of 1989, when first we won County and I started sending off applications for things like Governor’s School. But upon further review – and upon cutting up tracks for background music at my birthday party* – I think if you were going to do the breakdown, you have to start in 1988…

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A Scalawag Looks At Thirty-Seven

I don’t know if Dave Keuning, Ronnie Vannucci Jr., Brandon Flowers, and Mark Stoermer realized that theywere writing another chapter in the soundtrack for my autobiography, but one song after another – “All These Things I’ve Done,” “Read My Mind,” “Why Do I Keep Counting” – well, it’s too much to be a coincidence now that the second single off Day and Age is out…

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Well that’s a damn shame

Look, I know he’s a bit of a wackadoo*, but I’ve got a soft spot for Bobby Jindal. I mean, the guy was a Rhodes Scholar, he’s not an idiot by any stretch. But he aspires to be a player in the GOP, and that means he has to get up there and do the same shtick as every other aspiring GOP national figure since the rise of the crackers in the early 1990s. One wag suggested that Jindal only got the gig because he’s the only Republican who can sound like one of Boss Hogg’s constituents without looking like one. I wouldn’t go that far, but I will say this: forcing your rising star to sing off the same song sheet as everyone else is cataclysmically stupid. Like drafting Magic Johnson and then making him take two-handed set shots from fifteen feet every time down the court.

The big names in modern politics get to be big names because they change the game. Bobby Jindal has the talent to change the game, but not if he has to run the same offense as Newt Gingrich in 1993. You’re going to see a lot of commentary, and from conservatives, griping that Bobby Jindal had a golden opportunity presented to him and that he shit the bed. But I don’t think it’s all his fault – not as long as he’s being made to chase a jet with a biplane.

* Okay, maybe ‘wackadoo’ is a bit strong. He’s a Hindu-heritage convert to Catholicism who participated in an exorcism. I’m a Zen Baptist with alternating flashes of Catholicism and atheism who believes that how I smoke my pipe or order my drinks has a direct and immediate influence on what Vanderbilt does against Kentucky. Let he among you who is without metaphysical idiosyncrasy cast the first stone…

kind of pathetic actually

It probably shouldn’t make me this happy to win the Trials pub quiz for the second straight week. It definitely shouldn’t make me this happy to have the quizmaster ask who else is on my team, tell him ‘nobody’, and hear him announce “this one guy kicked all your asses!”

But winning $60 and counting worth of pub credit? Why the hell did it take me 37 years to monetize my heretofore worthless trivia skills?

6 of 8 + 4 STRAIGHT

The last time Kentucky beat Vandy at home, I wasn’t married. Since I put a ring on it, Vandy has not lost at home to the Blue Mist and has won 6 of the last 8. To have scoreboard on one of the 6 biggest programs in college basketball? PRICELESS. I let Kanye take this one: “Now I, I go for mine, I got to shine, now throw your hands up in the sky…You prolly think you could, but, but I don’t think you should…”
CHEW TOBACCO CHEW TOBACCO SPIT SPIT SPIT, IF YOU AIN’T A COMMODORE…you know ๐Ÿ˜‰

Sunday morning, SiliValley

Rain, gray overcast sky but not utterly leaden, varying from a mild sprinkle to a soft steady rain that’s too much for just a ballcap. Another month of so of that and we might be spared water rationing this year, but I wouldn’t get your hopes up. The farmer’s market as sparse as you would expect on a rainy February morning – the die-hards with less seasonal goods, like honey or bakery products or coffee, are still there, but there are so many empty spaces normally taken up with vending fruits and vegetables that you can cut across the market in half a dozen extra places. Even the Peruvian coffee has taken a hit from the weather – it’s warm, not hot, out of the big thermos dispenser, and the dark earthy notes are there in the French roast, no milk or sugar needed here to bring out the flavor.

Seems like the usual rainbow panoply of white-people performance outerwear and university sweatshirts has been replaced with almost entirely black rain shells and hoods. Not that the crowd is huge – maybe the least I’ve ever seen, a few people picking up the weekly greengrocery or just shuffling through the rain because this is where you go and what you do on a Sunday morning. Coffee, maybe a cheese pastry, describing a slow circle around what’s normally the Caltrain taxi parking – this is the Silicon Valley version of the yuppie Mass.

The guy with the Tupperware full of cut-up Asian pears doesn’t really have his heart in it but offers the free samples to passerby anyway. Under the awning of the coffee booth, a woman with a first-generation iPhone touts its superiority to her companion’s Blackberry 7100 by showing the vendor the weather in Indianapolis. After a few moments, you notice that there’s no musician this week. In fact, it’s so sparse that one of the booth tents has nothing under it but plastic chairs and table, ideal for ducking out of the rain. Except that they’re all soaking wet.

This week is a short run, barely over ten minutes. In the height of the long California summer, this is a half hour easily, wandering around, grazing off a dozen different farms, picking up fresh cheese and maple-sweet-potato sausage and very tasty limeade that costs more than the equivalent size bottle of wine. But the brief Mediterranean winter of the Bay Area is hanging on, trying to assert itself despite the fact that spring effectively started a couple of weeks ago, and so we’re all getting rained on, and mostly without complain, because we know in August when everything is brown and you can’t shower for more than three minutes a day, we’ll wish we’d had more.

Back on the light rail. Today was so quick that you could be back on your couch with your coffee before it’s gone cold.

Where did THOSE decades go?

I can’t believe it’s twenty years today since we gave a girl a cactus with a black ribbon around it for Valentine’s Day.

I remember it like it was yesterday… “What is THIS?” “We just wanted to share our true feelings about Valentine’s Day with you.” “This is a CACTUS!” “Nothing gets by you, does it?”

I’m pretty sure I got slapped…