I tell the wife after 8 innings “I’ll come up to bed after the game.”
Top of the 9th, the Giants give up the tying run. Fortunately, Benji Molina hits a sayonara shot…in the bottom of the 11th.
Any win you can walk away from…
(Did you see those donkeys scaling the GOLDEN F-ING GATE BRIDGE?? Anybody else suddenly feel a hell of a lot less safe around here? If three protestors can CLIMB UP THE FATHER-MUCKING BRIDGE and nobody notices, I respectfully suggest that the Department of Homeland Security doesn’t give a shit about California. Also, where do I go to buy stock in “Something will go pear-shaped during the Olympic Torch run tomorrow”?)
Yes, it’s true – we have countless thousands of people on no-fly lists for no reason, but people climbing a bridge with a big sign go unnoticed. The best way to stop a terrorist attack it to put PETA or some other local activist group in charge of it. Think of it as hide and seek – with lunatics.