This is absurd.

The bit that really sticks out here? “Tobacco shops”.

Really?

Really?

I’m sick of all this pussyfooting around. If you want to ban smoking, grow some balls and ban it. Completely. Otherwise, F off and quit pissing me off with the whole “death by a thousand cuts:” routine. If you don’t have the courage of your convictions, maybe you ought not be legislating.

And (insert enraged blasphemy here), quit trying to tell me that all this whining about burning particulate matter in the respiratory system doesn’t count for marijuana because it’s a wonderful magical organic plant that is nothing but good for you. Tiny burnt bits in the lungs is pretty much one and the same as far as I can tell, whether it’s a fine Bahia Gold Maduro, a stack of newspapers, or some of Dumpster Muffin’s beloved Oaxaca ditch-weed. (PJ O’Rourke gets a nickel.) I trust that the crackdown on cigar shops will quickly be followed with action against all these medicinal marijuana “clinics” that aren’t providing THC intravenously.

Actually, come to think of it, I would favor allowing medicinal marijuana in unlimited quantities…on the condition that it only be provided as a suppository.

One Reply to “This is absurd.”

  1. Eat it. Not intravenously. Not smoking it (who does that? No one who has to dry clean their clothes, that’s who). Eat it. In yummy, yummy chocolate chip cookies. Weed + Snack = WIN.

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