Yesterday at the chiropractor:
HER: Are you watching True Blood?
ME: Am I what?
HER: Probably not, it’s more a chick thing, all the Gothic Southern romance stuff. And lots of violent blood and sex.
ME: One prom was enough.
HER: (Unable to speak.)
ME: (grin)
HER: Does your wife grasp how twisted you really are?
ME: She said ‘I do’, didn’t she?
And EZ-E gets a nickel for the prom joke.
Birmingham-born Californian, age fifty-two, cannot return to his native state…there are 651,972 reasons why
bwahahahahahaha!!!
Too bad I don’t have an appt. with Dr. Lisa for a few weeks.
Heh! Love the response! However, we did get “sucked in” (insert groan here) to True Blood and are actually using it for our Halloween costumes. It is pure trash, but I love the underlying messages. Especially relevant during election time.