So a whole bunch of people got irritable* about the new guy’s middle name. All right, I can see that. Furthermore, to be honest, I think that in the interest of national unity and pacifying the sort of people who wouldn’t vote for him in a million years anyway, Barack Hussein Obama should legally change his middle name.
To “F***-ing.”
It sounds like something out of a Chris Rock movie – or a Wil Wheaton blog post – but you know damn well you’d laugh. Besides, as future Alabama governor Charles “I’ll tattoo my name on your ass if you get me out of this” Barkley demonstrates, the most critical measure of a politician is how much they peg the Fun Meter.
* Originally this read “got sand in their twats,” but it has been pointed out to me that to make such an association with these kinds of people would be to sully the good name of twat. Modified accordingly.
Birmingham-born Californian, age fifty-two, cannot return to his native state…there are 651,972 reasons why
I approve of this suggestion, A++, would read again.
BUT, sir, I have to object to the use of the word ‘twats’ up there. It feminizes the folks who are objecting to Obama’s middle name, implying some link between having a twat and lacking reason. As a proud twat-haver who has no problems with the name Hussein, I suggest a less gendered term, such as asshole. Thereby the insult is preserved without an entire sex being damned by association.
I am hiring Bon Jovi to play a command performance of “You Give Twat a Bad Name” at your place in the near future. Be prepared.