The last 8 days in a nutshell

Ride a black swan…This camera is smarter than us…Phenomenon (da daaaaaaa, da da da)…!!!! the Seminoles, Seminoles !!!! Animoles….Mama don’t ride no bike…them’s good eatin’…I”M KING OF THE WORLD!!…your wife left you…George Takei’s going to sing a gay love song!…Amateur Sketch…I hear you got Arshavin…”and you know something? they’re assholes”…I would like to marry this drink…we’re gonna have to detail the car…”Pimento cheese is a 16 seed.” “Please. Pimento cheese wears a helmet.”…”Y’all live in one of them snowball houses?”…”Maybe you have cadmium poisoning!”…like playing Russian Roulette with five bullets in the gun…”Wicked is what Revenge of the Sith should have been”…Crak-Dixie…chicken fries…baked beans…Mr. Okra…you’re gonna give me an older, better version of the same wine, with a different label, for half off? What’s wrong with it?…there’s enough coffee for one cup, better give it to her…”I don’t want to leave!” “OK, don’t.” “OK, but the checks’ll stop coming in a couple of months…”

Y’all hurry back, y’hear?

4 Replies to “The last 8 days in a nutshell”

  1. Miracle Cheese… Miracle Dress… Irish coffee… hot fudge sundaes… “Is it wrong that I want to order the steak and pomme frites again?”… “lumpy things in the ground”… “I must have missed RCIA the day they went over goddess rosary”… “know what this chandelier needs? Some black mesh.”… “And this, of course, is the Creepy Room.”… “I’m so glad somebody else does that, too.”

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