Are my eyes really blue?

So yeah. I’ve kind of been expecting this.

This is the flip side of what I’ve been alluding to for the last month or so.  About the way that we’re basically in thrall to the people who want to need the guns, so there’s not been a significant move on gun control nationally since the Brady Bill was passed (prior to the GOP landslide of 1994).  About how Todd Akin is counting on the ride-or-die loyalists of the anti-abortion movement to make up for the lack of party support, because he’s the white knight fighting for life.  About how this election is an existential moment for the Old Ones and their sympathizers.

For the last fifty years or so, the United States has been involved in what can only be described as a Cold War Between The States.  (A like which no less than Andrew Sullivan has picked up on.) Some brushfire shooting conflicts, of course – Little Rock, Birmingham, Chicago, Kent State – but a cold war fought mostly at the ballot box.  What started as the move for civil rights for African-Americans disenfranchised by Jim Crow in the Deep South grew over time to include things like “women’s lib” and abortion rights, school prayer, general civil liberties, and the largely rural and religious backlash to same. We eventually settled into a sort of rough parity over most of the issues by the early 1990s, but then Newt Gingrich completed the Southernization of the GOP, at which point a lot of things got put back onto the front burner – and labelled “culture wars.”

In the ensuing twenty-some-odd years, a lot has changed. The Southern form of politics – driven by hyperbole, personality, distortion, outright slander and falsehood, and a minimal amount of policy discussion – has been nationalized and normalized to the point where blatant editing of video footage to invert the meaning of a statement is yawned over by the national press (itself mau-maued into submission over the entire fifty-year span).  We’ve seen investigation and impeachment turned into political tools that have essentially ruined them as means of government oversight and legitimate response to high crimes and misdemeanors.  And most importantly, we’ve seen the constant refinement of the Republican party – steadily reading out of the party its moderates, its pro-choicers, its negotiators, its institutional memory.  There was a time when the Senate was considered the world’s greatest parliamentary body and the august and distinguished alternative to the cockfight of the House of Representatives.  Now the House has become the world’s largest open-air special-needs kindergarten and the Senate has become the House with more eclectic membership and with minority rule.

More importantly, though, this party has its own ecosystem. It’s no longer necessary to have your own opinion when you can have your own facts. Never mind things like think tanks or the Wall Street Journal editorial page – an entire cable news network and an overwhelming majority of AM talk radio hosts, along with countless bloggers, PACs and pundits from all corners, essentially act as the oxygen and food supply of the movement.  They have internalized the ethos of Bush the Elder and his evil genius, Lee Atwater – politics is a dirty, nasty, distasteful business, so the best thing to do is be fast and brutal and destroy the opponent so you can get on with what you’d rather be doing.  And the message has been so well internalized, through twenty-five years of refining, that the point has been reached where there isn’t anything else to be doing.  The machine exists to feed itself, to keep its rage up and its blood boiling. And the ultimate purpose of this high blood pressure has become merely to keep its blood pressure high.

And so we get to where we are now.  In Alabama and Mississippi, the vast majority of the Republican Party in the electorate will not concede the idea that the President of the United States is in fact a natural-born American citizen Constitutionally eligible for the office.  Too many of them are further convinced – in the complete absence of material evidence – that the President is involved in secret plots with the United Nations to seize all the guns, line citizens up for “death panels” (presumably to be carried out in the same FEMA camps that have been a staple of anti-government paranoia since Reagan’s day), merge with Canada and Mexico and do away with the dollar – oh, and into the bargain, the President is actually both a closet Marxist, a closet Muslim, and a closet homosexual.  And they can partake in a wide array of media – newspapers, radio, television, the Internet – which will gladly affirm and re-affirm all of this for them.

And that’s where it all comes together.  What would those people think if such a President – one who was never eligible for the job, whose 2008 election was only the result of secret fraud by ACORN and the Black Panthers, who no right-thinking person could ever possibly support, whose mendacity and evil is apparent to any onlooker, who could never in a million years be rightfully elected in a free and fair vote – what if that President is, in fact, re-elected?

Well, then you have that guy in Texas.  And plenty of non-elected people like him – people who are prepared to believe that the electoral system has been captured and perverted beyond reclamation.  People who have guns, and who want to need those guns, and wouldn’t shy from finding a reason to use those guns.  People who have spent the last years – decades – being told that their way of life, their freedom, the very existence of America hangs in the balance.  People who will gladly believe that they can no longer rely on soap box, jury box or ballot box.

I don’t know what it was that made me first consider this problem and possibility in 1991 – very early days, relatively speaking – but by the end of 1995, I was convinced, and I remain so today.  This is a legitimate civil war, cold though it is, and there are enough people who want it to turn hot to make things very unpleasant for this country.

Now the question is – how hot?

I’m not remotely expecting anything like secession, long lines of blue and grey queueing up for the Third Battle of Bull Run (the traffic out to Manassas on I-66 would be prohibitive anyway).  In fact, I’m not sure exactly how it would work.  I expect things like state level nullification, lots of symbolic gestures, more than a couple of nutball acts of militia violence (though probably not on a Murrah Building-scale).  Take Alabama for instance – the GOP controls the entire state government lock stock and barrel, and the white population is overwhelmingly anti-Obama, but one-quarter of the state’s population is African-American and decidedly unfriendly to a neo-Confederate upheaval.  Wallace-style symbolism is probably as much as they could get away with in the Yellowhammer state – the rebel flag back over the statehouse, the continued harassment of suspected undocumented immigrants, lines out the door at Chick-Fil-A*, things of that nature.

*(Say what you like about S. Truett Cathy, but he somehow managed to make the act of eating his fast food into a shibboleth of GOP-Southernist loyalty. That little fucker is a genius.)

It’s not going to come to a full-on shooting war.  (As Earl K. Long so famously observed, the Feds have got the hydrogen bomb. Then again, as LBJ observed, “the only power I’ve got is nuclear and I can’t use it!”)  So when states refuse to implement healthcare exchanges, refuse to stop doing their own immigration enforcement, drive out abortion providers and mandate textbooks sourced from holy rollers with no grasp on things like science and history – then what happens?

The favored notion around here seems to be “let them go.”  Plenty of people I know are rooting for the South to rise again and break away, so they can be told “BYE.” After all, the money that California sends to the Feds above and beyond what they get back in benefits? Would completely settle the state’s financial shortfall and then some.  We have everything to gain, potentially, by sloughing off the new-look Confederacy and having done with them.

Except.

Whenever I think about this, I think about that one kid.  You know him. Or her.  That one skinny or fat kid of whatever color, might or might not be gay, might not even know, might be conflicted over what they’ve heard at church three times a week for fifteen years versus what they’ve begun to feel deep down inside themselves. The one who would almost certainly be making straight A’s if they hadn’t become so demotivated by bullying and alienation. The poor kid at a poor school in a poor town, the one who couldn’t afford to go to college out of state even if there were a guidance counselor to point them that way, who might not be able to afford college at all. The kid pining for what he or she glimpse on the screen, the kid who sees the most downtrodden and put-upon characters on Glee and envies them their lives.  The kid that you tell “It gets better”, who responds with two questions: “When?” and “How?”

That kid makes me think of an old 19th-century suffragette slogan in Latin: Non nobis solum. Not for ourselves alone. Or to appropriate a badly-abused turn of phrase: no child left behind.

Not everyone can escape. And there is very little in this world more heartless than choosing to merely leave them behind as the unfortunate collateral damage of making the problem go away.

So we beat on, boats against the current. If this is a cold war, it’s cold trench warfare. We may have to take the ground an inch a day and lose half of it back every Sunday.  It’s going to be long, it’s going to be ugly and a lot of us aren’t going to live to see it over and done and victorious. But we can’t walk away, we can’t turn our backs, we can’t throw our hands up and punt, we can’t shake our heads and decamp to San Francisco or New York or London.

Non nobis solum.  To the last man, to the last woman, to the last vote, to the last dollar, to the last phone call or email, to the last second of the last minute of the last hour of the very last day – we fight.

It’s not often I have the opportunity to link to the New York Post, but this article pretty much nails what is coming: another NHL work stoppage, the third since I started grad school – and every one of them an ownership lockout bent on raking money back from the players.  In this case, a unilateral 24% giveback on player contracts, with no justification beyond “we want that money back.”  And this after a similar unilateral cut as part of the deal to bring hockey back the last time things went south.

This is hardly unexpected.  Hockey owners, by and large, are swine and scum – they think of the players as a pack of Saskatoon wheat-shuckers and impoverished Warsaw Pact refugees, all of whom should be grateful for the opportunity to make $2.13 an hour to play a game for a living.  Which is more or less par for the course for most sports owners.  But the problem for the NHL is that they don’t have nearly the popular demand of the other big North American sports.  The NFL and NFLPA would never risk losing a season – they freaked out after losing a single utterly worthless and meaningless exhibition game in 2011. MLB is still gun-shy after the apocalypse of 1994 and loss of the World Series. Even the NBA and its players did a deal eventually, because they saw the writing on the wall.  But the NHL owners – with the worst TV deal of any league, with two major losses of game time since 1995, with the last few years played under the very collective bargaining agreement they extorted from the players last time out – are somehow convinced that they can get away with it.

Except they can’t.  At. All. Because hockey is of tertiary interest at best in the United States.  Ownership has only itself to blame – for handing out expansion franchises and allowing moves to Sun Belt towns with no business having a hockey team (looking at you, Atlanta-Phoenix-Nashville), for decade-long contracts that aggregate to billions of dollars in future obligation, for spurning ESPN and banking themselves on NBC Sports as their sole national outlet.  And if they slough off a season, nobody will care – or at the very least, not enough people will care to force the issue.

The problem is, this is of a piece with the wider world these days.  Just look at things like the Ryan budget’s approach to Medicare for anyone who won’t turn 65 within the next fifteen years. “Welp, sorry, know you paid taxes and everything, you held up your end of the deal, but we can’t afford to hold up our end anymore so don’t be greedy and ask for what we actually agreed on – take what we give you and be grateful.”  Look at Caterpillar, profitable for six years, demanding salary givebacks just because they can.  Look at things like government pensions, paid into for decades and now being arbitrarily sandbagged as a quick way to balance the books.

Fuck. That.

This shit has to be nipped in the bud with a quickness. Oh the deal isn’t working for you anymore? Well guess what, you don’t get to walk away from the deal. Contracts shouldn’t become unenforceable just because the side with more money and lawyers didn’t feel like meeting their obligations.  The business isn’t making money and you want to get out from under your promises? Shut it down and make good on your obligations, and no, you don’t get a fat severance bundle to parachute yourself out.  Stupid should hurt. If Ed Earl Brown has to show some “individual responsibility” when his mortgage goes tits-up and his job gets outsourced, why exactly shouldn’t the NHL owners pay the price for their complete inability to run a sports league?

As ever: buy the ticket, take the ride.

The final jury instructions and closing statements are being heard in San Jose, and pretty soon the jury will get the case.  To me, it looks pretty open and shut – Samsung is braying that you can’t patent a rounded black rectangle, and that’s as may be, but a rounded black rectangle with clearly derived icons and interface elements seems to me to be a prima facie opening for a violation of trade dress copyright.

The worst thing is that this sort of case brings out of the woodwork all the Apple haters and all the intolerable Mac-Macs.  There seems to be a growing sense that Apple shouldn’t be able to get anything on this – which, if you look at an entire generation unused to paying for media, seems like the logical progression. Too much of the outcry for patent reform seems to be sliding down the slippery slope to no patents at all.

The thing is, it’s possible to do impressive work in the mobile UI space without just cloning the Apple look and feel.  Palm did it, and exceptionally well, but was famously ill-served by their management and carrier partnership.  Amazon crafted a wholly unique UI approach on the Kindle Fire, and were rewarded by becoming the leading Android tablet for a year (though they’ll get caught quick by the Nexus 7).  There are plenty of ways to innovate and compete.  Instead, Samsung started up the photocopiers.

Of course, it’s going to a jury. As somebody who lived through a raft of celebrity trials in the last twenty years, I can say that nobody went broke betting on the unpredictability of juries of non-experts.  One more reason that if I ever end up on trial, I want a pretty strict reading of what constitutes my peers.

Todd Akin (R-Fuckingnutsburg), as of this writing, has about 30 minutes left to drop out of the race for Senate in Missouri without serious complications ensuing for the GOP in replacing him.  The RNC and NRSC have pulled their funding, the Missouri GOP has thrown him under the bus, and Multiple Choice Mitt’s wheel of fortune has landed on “he should drop out immediately.”

More than one blogger has pointed out that the people who think his opinion is disqualifying for the Senate race aren’t calling for him to resign from Congress, where he has been sitting on the House Committee on Science, Space and Technology for some time.  Which is, in itself terrifying.

But it doesn’t look like he’s going to fold his tent. Which makes sense – this had to happen at some point. For the better part of forty years, the Holy Roller Right has been the reliable infantry of the GOP – but their wishes have mostly been honored in the breach. Despite 20 years of Republican presidency since 1980, despite GOP control of Congress from 1994-2006, despite having the opportunity to seat seven justices on the Supreme Court (including elevating the last two Chief Justices), Roe v Wade is still law.  And if you really delve into the depths of the Christianist fever swamp, Griswold v Connecticut is still law and contraception is legal. For all the hue and cry, they haven’t gotten the one thing they wanted in all these decades of blind loyalty.

Todd Akin may finally be the chicken coming home to roost.  He may honestly believe that he was right, and the outcry is the howl of the liberal feminist Satanic enemy, and that to drop out at this point would be to fail in his moral duty – he will stand and fight and carry on, and the true believers will stand with him. Onward Christian soldiers.

Where it gets interesting is that control of the Senate may pivot on the Missouri race.  If that looks like the case in the last three weeks, several bloggers seem to think that the GOP will hold its nose and sink money (probably through a Super-PAC) into negative ads savaging his opponent, hoping that the waters can be muddied to the point that they can sweat it out, get their seat, get control of the Senate and then just hope the leadership will keep Akin in check.

But the Democrats are pinching themselves for their good fortune – just as the elevation of Paul Ryan to the VP spot is casting a bright light on his budget proposals (to which the GOP is publicly and repeatedly pledged), the sudden focus on Todd Akin is casting into sharp relief just how utterly paleozoic the party’s officially platform-stated position on abortion actually is.  Not only are an awful lot of conservatives opposed to abortion even in the case of rape or incest, they don’t believe rape or incest can cause pregnancy.

Read that sentence again.

The truly scary thing is that Akin’s not wrong.  He could stay on the ballot, recant nothing, and still get a solid turnout of the vote – many because they’ll pull the lever for their team no matter what, but many more because they genuinely agree with him, stem to stern.  And for someone of his age and career path, he’s not about to bail out on the dream of a Senate seat just because the media and the feminazis are out to get him.

Balls out from the walls out.  Ride or die.

Of which, as I keep saying, more later.

One of the toughest things to do in life is to stop trying to be the person you were and become the person you are. I am struggling with this 40 thing like you wouldn’t believe. I’m in compete denial about how old I am and I don’t really have a good point of reference for other people my age without children. I’m trying not to be glum and grim and fatalistic and make myself 60 already and sit around wondering what kind of crippling disease I’ll invariably succumb to, but the bloody painkillers aren’t helping.

This is not as grim as that setup makes it sound. But it is disconcerting nonetheless. Over the last couple of weeks ,I’ve been conducting a major wardrobe audit, occasioned largely by the wife’s discovery of those thin fuzzy hangers that let you fit more in the closet. It’s forced not only a wardrobe appraisal but a reassessment of the pile of shoes covering the floor.

(God, this feels strange to write. Nevertheless, onward.)

And what I learned, most unsettlingly, is that the leather jackets and the Dr Martens boots just aren’t who I am anymore.

Some of this makes perfect sense. My black ForLife Docs and my Solovairs are ill-fitting in opposite directions, the riot reds aren’t the sort of thing you can wear around, and the steel-toes, while comfortable as hell, are impractical as daily wear when I’m not driving or working light industrial. And I don’t want to wear out the date-night Docs.

But more unsettling is the jacket situation. The black leather car coat has been in storage more or less since moving to California, and the brown suede trucker jacket has always felt wrong somehow despite my best efforts to force it to work – not least because it’s just a bit too heavy for all but the coldest days here. But there’s the Indy jacket – the brown leather jacket that was the trademark of my wardrobe in DC, the thing my wife thinks of from our early days. It was iconic. And looking at myself in the mirror now, it looks wrong somehow. Like a guy coming back to his high school reunion in his letterman jacket.

Shoes and outerwear have always been critical to my sense of wardrobe. Hat too – and I didn’t do that much with hats in DC or here until the last year or so, but now that black Vanderbilt baseball fitted is my everyday hat, and I do mean every day. But now, my barnwood Topsiders feel more like me. Or my Palladium ultralites (which I just replaced) or my waterproof Palladiums in moss gray leather for winter. Maybe those boat shoes are appealing because I can skip the socks, like in the DC summer days. Or maybe they just look sufficiently mature somehow.

So the jackets then. The Uniqlo stuff is working out nicely. The peacoat is at long last the very thing I want for cold weather (and looks absolutely perfect). In the meantime, I’m looking at what’s in between, debating the work-jacket look (for almost two years now) and vacillating between a ScottEVest Standard (which would hold the iPad) and a Filson-Levi’s trucker jacket (which would lasts a lifetime and be more water-resistant).

I guess this is all part and parcel of accepting that I am not the person I was eight years ago, when I first grasped I wasn’t the person I used to be. And despite everything, I can’t really get away with looking like a grad student anymore. Fewer polos, more button-ups, casual sportcoats instead of shells and fleece and leathers.

Whoever it turns out I am, I should look the part. It’ll cost money, but that’s the price of not looking like a grad student at 40.

In my mind, the movie begins with the opening strains of Enigma’s “Return to Innocence”. Silhouette of a figure in the back yard with an empty mason jar, bending over to scoop out the earth from the spot where his sandpile used to be as a kid. Then, a couple hours later, the Pet Sop Boys with “I Wouldn’t Normally Do This Kind Of Thing” as the two-car procession tears up 65 to 440 before turning onto 21st Street to arrive in Hillsboro Village for move-in day. A couple of days to stockpile groceries, buy the things that weren’t packed, plenty of souvenirs for everyone from the bookstore, and then the family left…and there I was, alone at Vanderbilt.

I wasn’t really worried about anything. It was political science, which I’d already proven I was good at. It was a department of people I had met in March, felt like I’d fit in well with. It was the school of a million Southern dreams, achievement and validation all in one. And they were paying me to be there. If only I hadn’t had my girlfriend…but that’s another story.

I bought “Mystery Road,” the Drivin’ n’ Cryin’ album of my undergrad freshman days, and played it on my year-old boom box with my apartment windows open in the cool bright spring afternoon of early September. I flipped between six different stations on my car stereo – KDF, Lightning 100, Thunder 94, a couple of top-40 offerings and WRVU. There was plenty of music to go around; after Birmingham, it was unbelievable to have a station for every slot. My memory is full of Green Day, Smashing Pumpkins, the late-grunge era before “alternative” became a meaningless label.

I could walk to Calhoun Hall in ten minutes – the beginning of nine years of non-car commuting over the next decade. I could walk to the Munchie Mart in three, and swipe my Commodore Card for snacks and drinks until midnight. I could walk over to Rand for meals, or hang out in Sarratt for movies or just coffee at the Overcup Oak. I had all the trappings of a real honest-to-God college experience, right up to a smashing win over Wake Forest in my first ever football game for an academic institution I attended.

I had an email address – my second one, after my brief eWorld experience when I first bought my Mac – and would walk down to the main computer lab at Peabody with its array of Macs that allowed me to download software to take back to my own machine and experiment with. Or just telnet onto CTRVAX and exchange email with the tiny handful of people I knew who had it. I started puzzling out things like Gopher and FTP. I was even tempted by Mosaic, although there was precious little at which to point it.

Even the wardrobe had changed. Slightly. I had a rack of new sportcoats that were meant to be my new go-to outerwear, although I would have traded the lot for just one solid reliable Harris tweed with elbow patches and sturdy enough to roll up as a pillow and wear an hour later. I would still get through a ton of Nikes, and before 1994 was out I would buy a pullover Vandy Starter jacket and a big new leather coat that became known as The Elk. I had new Vibram soles put on my Eastern Europe boots and bought my first Wayfarers from the bookstore.

I felt different. I felt like I knew who I was and who I was going to be. It felt like the world had changed – Cold War over, Soviet Union no more, Democratic control of both halves of Congress and the White House to boot. There was an information superhighway opening up and before long, we were all going to be living in the future. And here I was in a new town – new freeways to learn, new malls to peruse, new stations on TV, new restaurants to take care of dinner. Hell, there was Target and there was Boston Market, and we sure as hell hadn’t had that in the old country.

I was 22, and the future was perfect.

And the kids who are moving into the dorms at Vandy for the first time this weekend were born that autumn.

It’s not the years, it’s the mileage. Dr. Jones nailed that one with accuracy and precision.

1) As more than one commentator has noted: can you imagine the outrage if a Democratic candidate who never served in the military announced a VP pick who never served in the military – from the deck of a battleship?

2) Also as more than one commentator has pointed out: this is the first ticket in American history without a Protestant. LDS and Catholic. In a way, this is a tribute to how things have changed – tribal loyalties have shifted and political team trumps everything else on the right. Because if you’d run a Mormon and a Papist thirty years ago down South, that campaign would have been deader than fuckin’ fried chicken…but in 2012 the Romney/Ryan bill will sweep the Deep South states without a fight.

3) More amazing (and personally gratifying to me) is that even though the Republican platform could not be more intrinsically Southern if you dipped it in buttermilk and fried it in pig drippings, this is the second consecutive election in which neither ticket will feature anyone even tangentially Southern. The last time this happened unambiguously was 1920-24, a time when there was no such thing as a GOP down South and when the national Democrats were still on the run from “rum, Romanism and rebellion”. 1968-72 was ambiguous; Spiro Agnew was from a former slave state that never seceded, Tom Eagleton was from Missouri (even if he only lasted a few days on the ticket), and George Wallace actually won states as a third-party candidate (the last man to do so) so there was still a decisive Southern politician in play for ’68.

I say all that to say this: sixteen years ago, the core of my proposed dissertation in political science was the proposition that Southern politics were being nationalized, especially on the right. And now look at the GOP platform and its commitments: loudly partisan and patriotic, anti-taxation, pro-business, opposed to government expansion, dismissive of public services when not outright taking the “root hog or die” position on things like Medicare and Social Security, fiery in its advocacy for radical individualism, leavened with a lot of sotto voce racism in its treatment of minorities, explicitly religious, and ripe with personal attacks and deliberate opprobrium with a casual regard for truth…this is basically the essence of Southern campaigning for the last century, almost from the moment the Democrats regained the whip hand in the states of the old Confederacy.

And this platform, this mission, this belief system – this is the basis for a campaign by a Mormon from Massachusetts and his Catholic running mate from Wisconsin. Two decades after a couple of guys from Arkansas and Tennessee brought us the New South Presidency, two candidates from the states of Kennedy and LaFollette and out to deliver the Old South version.

I was right. I was dead solid right and I nailed it exactly. The older I get, the better I was. I just hope I’m wrong about the other thing I thought twenty or twenty-five years ago.

Of which, as I say, more later.

4) Last but not least: this is a pick that was met with ecstasy on both sides. For the GOP, Paul Ryan is the 21st century Newt Gingrich: the big thinker whose ideas and genius will tear those filthy Democrats limb from limb. For the Democrats, the prospect of running against somebody who proposes to scuttle Medicare and Social Security, whose deficit-hawk bona fides curiously only appeared once Obama was inaugurated, who is on the record with his admiration for an avowed atheist and wealth-worshipper – the general consensus appears to be “PLEEEEEEEASE DON’T THROW ME IN THAT BRIAR PATCH”.

Romney may yet win this election. But if he doesn’t, there’s a good case to be made that he lost it this morning.

If its really Paul Ryan…well, this means several things:

1) it means Multiple Choice Mitt is in serious fecal arrears with his base, and needs the poster child for the Serious Austerity Right to shore up the faithful.

2) it means a hell of a lot of hue and cry over a budget that apparently enjoys approval ratings similar to herpes…which get worse after people analyze it. It also means that the Ryan Budget will get serious national attention, and they may not be glad it did.

3) it’s a bet – a HUGE bet – that they can buy off baby boomers and get away with shafting everyone under 55. As someone who just broke 40 myself, I’m not exactly thrilled with the idea that I now have to start saving for my own basic health insurance on top of my own retirement – essentially it’s the “ROOT HOG OR DIE” approach to retirement for everyone born after the Eisenhower administration. In other words, a reversion to pre-New Deal ideas of growing old in a world where life expectancy has grown by twenty years or so.

Romney is already in trouble – the Reid-led attacks on his taxes have found the mark and Team Obama is firing for effect. As a rule, when you’re complaining about the fairness of the attacks against you and asking for a truce – of any kind – you’re losing. And with the economy showing signs of life which could improve by November, it’s rapidly beginning to look like this election may turn into a referendum on the future of Social Security and Medicare. And a lot of the country may react negatively to securing the future of the original Me Generation at their own expense.

Besides, Nixon was right: a VP cannot help you, he can only hurt you (and not to be utterly sexist, but She – so far – ruins you). If you’re relying on a VP pick to save your campaign, you’ve lost already. The rest is just scoreboard.

Back to action after a badly needed week off.  The Tahoe portion was just right – some getting away from it all, not just sitting around doing nothing but not pressured to do anything either, and two nights away was just the right amount to leave time to accomplish everything at home – whether that consisted of getting projects done or determining they didn’t need doing at this point.

Not least among the achievements was finally cleaning up the home Mac mini and its iTunes management and backup solution.  The machine was bought in February 2010, but it was the previous model (in an internal Apple new-old-stock clearance) and it’s showing its age, so getting reliable backups set up and a less complicated model for managing iTunes was nice (the wife and I share an iTunes ID but have different content and playlists, and previous attempts to fix and consolidate had left a slew of duplicates and no room on the hard drive to maneuver. Comment if you want details; it’s too boring even for me to recount.)

So hanging out the wash for Monday morning:

* ‘Er indoors is changing jobs.  Which is always exciting and terrifying in similar measure, not least because it means willfully giving up your track record and institutional memory and regenerating, and putting in the necessary time to progress from Rookie of the Year to Most Improved to MVP to The Wolf.  Fortunately, I have absolutely no doubt that she will do it, and faster than I could, because she has a bunch of stupid stuff like “diligence” and “professionalism” and “initiative” and “talent” and bullshit. ;]

 

* The Apple-Samsung saga continues, this time with the extent to which Samsung ripped off iOS wholesale for its own UI – literally its own UI, as Samsung’s Android devices use their own proprietary TouchWiz UI over top of Android’s native interface. Color, graphic elements – it’s absurd. The hits just keep on coming from the media covering the case, too – this article actually does a good job breaking down how even the packaging design abruptly changed after the iPhone hit.  Not that any of this is particularly surprising for those who saw the “Blackjack” and “Blade” launched in the wake of the success of the Blackberry and RAZR.

 

* So another tragic shooting, and this one pretty clearly the work of a white supremacist with more guns than intelligence.  At this point, it’s absurd – James Fallows has the definitive lines, which I will quote in full:

One person who (unsuccessfully) threatened the lives of his fellow airline passengers ten-and-a-half years ago has changed air travel for every single passenger on every U.S. flight in all the time since then. We responded (and over-responded) to that episode with a “this won’t happen again” determination, like other countries’ response to mass shootings. It is hard to know what kind of mass killing with guns would evoke a similar determination in America. The murder of six people including a federal judge and near-killing of a Congresswoman last year obviously didn’t do it. Nor, in all probability, will these latest two multi-death shootings. In their official statements of condolence yesterday, both Barack Obama and Mitt Romney replicated their achievement after the Aurora murders: Neither used the word “gun.”

This is where we are at – the media, the elected officials and the very citizenry of this country have been so completely mau-maued by the NRA and its apologists in conservative media that no one will even table the possibility of doing something to impede, however slightly, the ability of one person to obtain military-grade weapons and ammunition and attack without warning.  One hint that somebody might make some sort of secret terrifying Wonka bomb and we’re dumping our drinks out and putting our shoes through the X-ray for years. Two mass killings in a month, enabled by assault weapons, and what are we prepared to do?  Fuckall.

This isn’t difficult. No weapon with a sporting purpose honestly needs more than five rounds between reloads. I’m willing to countenance ten, even.  But I’m having a really hard time understanding why you need thirty shots and instant reload unless you’re deliberately looking for trouble.  And yet, as I say, as long as we remain in thrall to the people who want to need the guns, we’re going to have trouble.  Of which more later.

 

* Mat Honan famously ran into trouble this week when somebody managed to social-engineer a password change out of Apple tech support.  The problem was, since his Google account was sending its backup email to that iCloud mail address, it was a simple matter to get the Google password reset – and from there it was a piece of cake to start wiping his devices.  And because he had his Twitter account linked to Gizmodo’s, once they had a way into his Twitter, they were able to use Gizmodo’s for all sorts of mischief.

The problem with the cloud is the problem of any ecosystem: you need diversity.  You can’t put all your eggs in Apple’s basket, or Google’s, or Yahoo’s or Microsoft’s. A non-trivial chunk of what I do is run on a private system where I married the operator’s sister.  None of my Twitter accounts are linked together (although some do follow each other, what do you want from me).  Large pieces of the system don’t overlap at all – nothing in Google points back to iCloud, nothing in iCloud points to Yahoo, there’s no remote support to fiddle for my private system, etcetera. Diverse ecosystem = robust ecosystem.  If one piece of my operation falters, I have something to fall back on, pretty much across the board.  This is not by accident.

 

* Starting tomorrow, we’ll find out whether “early to bed and early to rise” is going to happen for yer boy.  Fingers crossed.

 

For a long time, I’ve banged the drum for the notion that the only hope for the South will be when everyone for whom segregation is living memory is dead and gone – and quite possibly their kids too (and yes, I know this means me).  The counter-argument has always been that you need that living memory – you need the people who remember what it meant to have separate drinking fountains, the people for whom To Kill A Mockingbird rings dangerously true, the people who can say with authority “no, I know this sounds absurd but it really happened.”

The problem is, having living testimony isn’t worth it anymore. Having people around who want to go back? That’s a much greater impact now.  And it’s spreading, especially now that they’ve discovered an “immigration crisis” to allow them to try to legally crap on brown people and “assaults on freedom of religion” to let them lash back at gay Americans, or even ordinary women who might want preventive care without mortgaging the house to pay for it.  And now that you can show The Other a great big middle finger with the simple expedient of eating the right fast food – has there ever been a more perfectly Teatard demonstration? Ever? – I’m more convinced than ever that the whole alternate reality occupied by the Old Ones is going to be a problem going forward.

And that’s why it’s not worth it.  If nobody who remembers segregation (and wants to go back) is still around, that living memory isn’t going to be all that necessary anyway.  And right now, the Old Ones form far too much of the rank-and-file of the army of delusionals who want things back “the way they used to be” – even if much of it is a figment of the popular imagination.

History and memory are important, but we’ve gotten to the point where the juice ain’t worth the squeeze.