Are my eyes really blue?

Well, they’ve only gone and done it now.  It looks as if the GOP is actually going to nail its colors to the mast in 2012 on the proposition that employers should have the legal right to refuse to provide health care on grounds of “moral conviction”, and that any company of any kind or any size can get out of paying for contraceptive care as long as the boss is sufficiently Catholic.

I mean, look at what happened here.  The bishops went mental saying that Catholic entities like hospitals shouldn’t have to pay for birth control.  Obama backs down, saying that insurers will have to bear the burden of providing it free of cost so the assorted institutions aren’t on the hook at all.  And the bishops’ response  – aided and abetted by the GOP in the Senate – actually doubles down, saying that NO company should be obligated to pay for birth control.

Meanwhile, the backer of Rick Santorum’s primary SuperPAC* goes on TV and rolls out the terrible prehistoric crack about the aspirin between the knees as birth control, which was probably funny for about ten minutes in 1961 but could not possibly do more to cement the fact that the Republican ethos in 2012 is that most Southern of beliefs: we can make things the way they used to be.

This is it.  When they invoke the past, that’s what they mean.  Not a manufacturing base that was heavily unionized, not a top marginal tax rate of 91%, not nuclear-tipped stalemate against the Soviet Union. What they’re peddling is cultural hegemony.  Homosexuals back in the closet.  Negroes quietly in their place.  Ladies who know their place is in the home.  That’s the pitch.  They can’t run on a rapidly improving economy, with GM posting record profits after the federal restructuring and unemployment slowly waning and Apple passing oil companies in revenue while carrying the S&P 500.  They can’t run on foreign policy, with Bin Laden and Qaddafi’s faces painted on the “kills” fuselage of Obama’s administration.

So this is it.  Pleasantville.  They’re pushing all their chips to the middle of the table and betting that enough people want to live through Mad Men again that they can knock off a President who isn’t even the right color.  As stunning as it is, we’re apparently going to spend the spring 0f 2012 re-litigating Griswold v. Connecticut and exhuming pre-Vatican II debates about the Pill, fifty years after the fact.

That’s your choice this year. That’s the whole campaign, that’s the motto and the mission statement for Team Obama, that’s all you need to run on:

Forward, not backward.

 

 

* Santorum is out lashing back and saying that he’s no more on the hook for what Foster Friess says than Obama is for the Rev. Jeremiah Wright.  Maybe, maybe not, but Wright wasn’t the guy bankrolling the Obama campaign, so that dog won’t hunt, son…

So people* ask me “Now look here, son, you were the biggest foe of Verizon imaginable six or seven years ago.  How come all of a sudden you’re angling to get on with them and ditch AT&T?”  Well, there’s a very good reason – things have changed.  Three things, actually, and I will enumerate them as follows:

1) HARDWARE LOCK-IN.  At the time that I wanted nothing to do with Verizon, there were THREE (3) GSM carriers in this country, and an unlocked phone gave you the promise of moving between AT&T, Cingular and T-Mobile more or less at will since almost all phones had 850 and 1900 Mhz capability.  Fast-forward to the present day, and there are only two GSM carriers, using different frequency bands for 3G coverage – AT&T in the 850/1900 space and T-Mobile solely in 1700 Mhz.  And there is only one phone in the world that I know for a fact has the ability to do 3G in both bands – the GSM Galaxy Nexus, which is not available in this country.

So at this point, SIM locking is a formality for going abroad – you have absolutely no portability between US carriers anymore unless you’re willing to use your phone at the hottest speeds of 2006 on whatever is the “other” carrier between AT&T and T-Mobile.  And at that point, you may as well pick whoever you can live with for two years.

2) APPLE. The iPhone is unique among American mobile phones in that it shows no marks of the carrier – there is no branding (you will never see an AT&T or Verizon logo etched on an iPhone), there are no carrier apps that can’t be uninstalled, there is no standard carrier UI (like Verizon was forcing onto all their regular phones four years ago), and the carrier has absolutely no sway over what gets installed (there is no locking out Bluetooth, as Verizon famously did with the Moto V710, or anything like Verizon’s neutering of Google Wallet on the Nexus Galaxy). The iPhone device experience is the same on any carrier – which means at that point, you’re down to…

3) THE NETWORK.  Verizon’s network was never optimized for data coverage.  Most of their “largest nationwide network” was still relying on analog footprint for a very long time, and the EV-DO-based 3G famously doesn’t allow for simultaneous voice and data transmission.  And in fact, to all analysis, the top speed on EVDO is slower than the top speed on WCDMA/UMTS-based 3G (a la AT&T).

But.

AT&T has simply failed to keep up with the network buildout required to support the world’s most popular phone.  To this day, there is still a spot on the Mountain View-Palo Alto border that is a completely dead zone for AT&T.  Their network is famously unusable at Cal football games (where AT&T is a corporate sponsor of Golden Bear athletics).  The situation in San Francisco (and to all accounts New York) is tragicomic in the extreme – it is a cliche of modern life in the city that you will not be able to get a signal on your iPhone in any meaningful way.

Meanwhile, Verizon has turned over most of their analog coverage and has maintained a superior network in the Bay Area – and more to the point, is rolling out the same LTE-based 4G as AT&T but faster and farther.  It’s safe to assume that if a 4G iPhone does appear, it will be more viable faster on the Verizon network than on AT&T.  And in the meantime, Verizon still tops customer satisfaction posts for network performance in the Bay Area.

 

So there you have it.  Things changed – and in many cases not for the better, certainly not for the consumer – and the aggregation of those changes has turned Verizon into the preferred instrument going forward.  If the iPad 3 is indeed interoperable between GSM and CDMA, such that it could be used here on Verizon and abroad on GSM, that’s absolutely going to be the chosen route. (After all, it doesn’t matter if I can’t talk on my iPad, does it?)

Besides, Verizon Wireless is the official wireless provider of the Vanderbilt Commodores…

 

 

* Nobody asks me this, except the wife, and I think she’s just going for the zing. ;]

I think a lot of sites are burying the lede here – the fact that Mac OS X is going to a new annual refresh cycle is a massive shift in the way things work.  The iPhone-ization of the Mac ecosphere continues apace, not least with the release of a beta of Messages to replace your iChat. (Significantly, the Messages beta did not come through the Mac App Store…which is as effective a way of saying THIS IS NOT YET OFFICIAL as I can think of, bar shouting or flying a banner over the Rose Bowl.)

I don’t know quite what I think of this.  It really does look like the 11″ MacBook Air is going to become the keyboard-equipped non-touch iPad Pro, and more than ever, the iPad 3 (notional as it may be) looks like a viable option if I need a personal portable device with more oomph than an iPhone.  More to the point, the iCloud-centric nature of Mountain Lion (OS X 10.8) means that an iPhone, an iPad and a Mac mini at home will make for a perfectly viable peer computing experience.

Which makes sense.  After all, according to a report today, Apple sold more iOS devices in 2011 than they’ve sold Macs…ever. Combined.  At this point, it’s pretty obvious which way the future lies for Cupertino.

The first signature piece of outerwear I remember having was a jacket covered in patches.  All sorts of patches – shuttle mission patches, military squadron patches, a UPS logo, the patch of my dad’s hunting club, you name it.  That stuck around for most of elementary school, to the point that the whole load of patches got transferred to a new jacket when the old one got to be too small.

After that – inevitably – came the Members Only jackets – first a copper-colored JC Penney knockoff, then an actual dark-teal one, then another in a sort of slate blue, right up through the end of high school.  If you want the iconic look for me in the “great years” phase from 1988-90, it’s that last Members Only jacket with the sleeves jammed up over a short-sleeve highly-purple madras button-up, with jeans and white Reebok Phase 1s topped off with a gray fedora – as often as not with several cards jammed in the band depending on how the team was doing. (By May of 1989, there were four aces.) There are pictures.  But none that are going online, I can assure you.

There was also the first leather jacket – a gray number with a ridiculously huge square collar, my only significant Christmas present from the 1986 worst-Christmas-ever debacle.  It stuck around through the end of college, believe it or not.  Actually I suppose college is when the real madness took over – one attempt after another at finding the one perfect standout piece of outerwear.  There was the plain black jacket that I can only assume was meant to be somewhat nautical, there was a huge lightweight but sweltering-warm Helly Hansen number bought for the trip to Central Europe in January 1992, there was the throwback Redskins jacket that hangs in my closet to this day, there was a Braves windbreaker that was a birthday present, there was the black-and-white varsity letterman jacket bought my senior year with the express purpose of making it some sort of heirloom for my progeny (see how that worked)…just a lot of nonsense all around.

And then Vanderbilt – where I did buy the huge bulky Starter pullover jacket, and the famously monstrous mid-length hooded leather coat known as “the Elk”.  But the main go-to were the sport coats, of which I can remember five without even thinking hard.  I suppose it’s what I expected grad students to dress like, and I did the best I could with them, but ultimately they didn’t really fit what I needed.

The standout item of my DC years was the birthday gift from my last ex-girlfriend on my last birthday with her: a USWings-brand Indiana Jones jacket.  I wore other things – still used the Elk in snowy weather, bought a big black oilcloth duster for the rainy season, took over the oversized Vanderbilt ski jacket I had given my dad – but that Indy jacket is the thing people think of when they remember my appearance in DC.  And given where I was working, I suppose it was an appropriate item.

That jacket’s in the closet now, along with the suede jean-jacket I bought in a fit of madness at Christmastime 2004, because leather jackets are too much bulk for the purpose when the temperature never drops below 40 degrees and winter always comes with rain.  Honestly, the simple black shell does for most everything, and if not, there’s the peacoat.  Or the multi-layered Eddie Bauer rig that carried me through two trips to Britain.

But now I’m on my third sport coat – in addition to the mandatory blue blazer, I have the Saboteur Invincible that I bought a while back with some of my gunrunning proceeds.  Gray, red silk lining, functional buttons, waterproof, invisibly taped seams…yeah, high tech fashion.  But now I have splashed out and bought the much-debated seersucker jacket, after about a decade of beating around it.

Ultimately, I haven’t really found a definitive jacket out here, unless you count that shell – and not least because it’s rare that you need heavier than that. It’s lightweight, it ties around the waist or stuffs in your backpack without a fight – I even took it to Europe last summer where it proved to be all I needed the whole two weeks. Everyone out here has the shell.  Maybe that’s why I resist it – I’m looking for something more…well, me.

And it hasn’t worked.  I have the Vanderbilt softshell, which is nice but not actually rainproof and is impossible to stuff in a bag.  I have a light canvas sort of jacket which is nice and roomy, but is just the wrong shade of off-white and suggests a light poplin coat on a senior citizen in a peaked white gimme cap sitting at Jack’s waiting on a sausage biscuit of a morning.  And I have, on diverse occasions, actively contemplated trying to manufacture the modern version of the patch jacket, being as I have patches from DC Job and Government Contract Job and could probably find a jacket that already has the Apple logo on it somewhere.  Hell, I tried on a tall-size MA-1 bomber jacket to see if it would do, but it doesn’t.  No handwarmer pockets and the elasticated-waist look just doesn’t suit me anymore.

In the end, I think the search for the perfect jacket is, like the quest for the ideal all-purpose footwear or the perfect pen or THE watch, a surrogate for the search for an identity.  The costume, the armor, the signifier that probably imprinted on my brain in the age of the Fonz and stuck around ever since.  I don’t know why I keep casting about for it, but there you go – I’m sure something that would work is out there, assuming it’s not in my closet already…

That one hurts.  If we don’t spot them a 13 point lead at halftime…if we can shoot better than 65% from the free throw line…if we can have more than one guy off the bench scoring points (note: assuming John Jenkins turns pro, we got exactly zero points from players who will be back next season)…if we can hit a single shot in the last four minutes of the game…

I’m not going to kick about the officiating.  This is the SEC.  You get the calls if you’re Kentucky in basketball, or Alabama or Florida in football, and you just have to live with it.  It’s about what I expect, and I don’t expect it to ever get any better.  What’s more troubling to me is the fact that Kentucky will probably send most of the squad to the NBA again, and reload with Alex Poythress, among others – here we are with five seniors and a junior, four years of chemistry and teamwork and trying to make the best unit we can, and Kentucky can just go out and grab the best four or five high school players in the country, milk them for a year before they go to the NBA, and roll all over in the meantime.  I’ve said it before but it bears repeating – we’re not playing the same game, and that’s why it always seems like we’ve seen this movie before.  Over and over and over.

Five home losses.  I can’t remember the last time we lost five games at home.  We gave them everything we had, and it’s just not enough.  Just like Vandy football against Florida or Tennessee, like Cal against USC, like the Redskins against…well, everyone.  I don’t know why I even watch sports anymore…but I’m staring to grasp why there are so many bandwagoning sons of bitches out there.

Future Problem Solving, junior division, grades 4-6.  In 1984, my sixth grade “team” (really just four donks) competed in the three national problems and finished first in the nation in two of them, which meant we got to go to Coe College, in Cedar Rapids, Iowa, for the big national final competition.

The way it worked was this: you had a “fuzzy situation” – a description of some future concern like an orbital prison, or a vaccine for 12 different diseases, or things like that involving genetic engineering or what have you – and determine how to solve various issues associated with it.   I don’t remember the details or very much about it, because that was almost thirty years ago, and it’s beside the point.

The point is that was the first real trip.  That was the first time in living memory I had been outside the South (I was too young to remember the California trip at age 10 months).  It was my first time on an airplane.  First time changing planes in Chicago (O’Hare hasn’t changed much).  We were housed in dorms, with a huge lobby that had free soda and a huge screen playing MTV…which I had never seen before.  I must have seen the videos for “The Reflex” and “Legs” and the trailer for “Top Secret” about a thousand times in that week.

I don’t remember how we did – we certainly didn’t place in any exceptional fashion, because I would have remembered that.  Instead, I remember things like spending an inordinate amount of time working on Star Frontiers characters and modules – by 1984, it had completely displaced Dungeons & Dragons in the Young Gifted Nerd Role Playing Game rotation – and being intrigued by this new thing I’d never seen called “Dominos Pizza” where you called a phone number and they BROUGHT YOU A PIZZA.

And strangely enough, there was a dance.  Or mixer, or something – I don’t know what they called it exactly.  All I know is that there was music, and some people in Devo-esque trash bag getups, and I clearly remember thinking that something was definitely wrong and this event wasn’t working for me somehow.

And then, at the pancake restaurant in O’Hare on the flight back, I asked for hot tea and I got a mug and some sort of metal pitcher of hot water, and I was lost.

Different times.

There’s a lot of shit going on right now with Vanderbilt basketball.  My hammering of the hornets’ nest released a low-grade fug that everyone acknowledges was there all along, made worse by the whole “the future is now” problem.  It may not make sense to judge our coach on the thin sample size of tournament games in March, as some have objected, but the problem is that we have seven losses already – four of them at home, where we’re never supposed to lose.  It’s all well and good to say that winning twenty-some-odd games a year is worthwhile, but when we’re not winning, it’s not good enough to turn around and say that the postseason will redeem us…unless it does.

And ultimately, that’s the issue with a team like Vanderbilt.  You can win games in the regular season, you can have big upsets (four straight times we’ve knocked off a #1 team in the country, and six of nine all time – and don’t forget the five straight wins against top-25 foes in 2007), but they don’t hang banners for a Very Good Season.  Either you win the SEC regular-season crown (last accomplished in 1993) or you win the SEC tournament (last accomplished…1974?  Maybe?) or you do something impressive in March Madness.  I suppose you could run the table and win the NIT (1990) but that would be one hell of a letdown for a team that came into the preseason as a top-10 squad with rumblings of Final Four potential.

So in the end, you’ve got to win something.  Like baseball winning the regular season and the tournament in 2007 (before getting ignominiously dumped out by Michigan).  Like baseball winning the Super-Regional last year against an Oregon State squad that was inexplicably ranked above us for most of the season.  You need an accomplishment.

And for my sports teams, accomplishments have been tough to come by.  Cal did technically win a piece of the Pac-10 title in 2006 – and may be retroactive 2004 champs as well – but there was no Rose Bowl berth, so it hardly seems like an actual title.  Vanderbilt basketball’s shortcomings once the calendar hits March are well-documented in this space.  Vanderbilt football measured accomplishment mostly by whether they covered the spread on a top-25 foe, until this season – but nobody expects us to be challenging for the SEC championship and it would take a miracle on the order of turning water into Pappy Van Winkle 23-year-old bourbon.  And the Redskins last won a Super Bowl in 1991 – and have a total of three playoff appearances in the two decades since.  At least Celtic could be relied on for something every year – a league title, or some sort of cup – but that was my most tangential connection of all, and even that went by the boards once Gordon Strachan left the bench.  And as if to mock me deliberately, God has seen fit to grant Alabama not one but TWO national championships since I disavowed the Crimson Tide for anything but Auburn and Tennessee games.*

Which begs the question: why that?  Why not something more substantive?  How about getting Barack Obama in the White House?  Well yeah, that was awesome, but it was substantively ruined by Prop 8 the same night.  Passing the health-care bill?  That was a shitshow, a half-assed job made necessary by the incompetence of Harry Reid and the continuing effort of the Village and their amen corner on cable news to call a spade a fucking shovel.

Well, what about me?

I don’t talk much about work here, for obvious reasons – in Silicon Valley, blogging about your current job is what’s known as a career-limiting move – but when I took this one, I had a simple plan.  Year one – rookie of the year.  Year two – most improved player.  Year three – MVP.  Year four – The Wolf, a la ‘Er Indoors at her job. (Or me back in DC that last year, to be honest.)

Well, to cut a long story short, it happened.  About a month ago, I got called into the office and handed a letter containing an embarrassingly glowing review and a serious off-cycle raise, to the tune of almost 10%.  It would be tough to come up with a more convincing case that I nailed the year-three target dead center.  And I celebrated, sort of.  We all went to dinner and didn’t skimp on the booze, I bought myself a fine bottle of St George absinthe and an expensive new pair of jeans, and – as is traditional now for any pay increase – a new Nerf gun (the aforementioned Jolt-EX1, which goes in my bag everywhere my laptop goes now).

But it’s not the same.  Setting aside the years and years of humility bashed into my brain as a kid, it’s not the sort of thing where you wear the championship T-shirt around.  I don’t have the HOLY SHIT WHOOP ASS songs on the iPhone playlist a la Primal Scream’s “Country Girl” or Led Zep’s “Good Times Bad Times” or M.I.A.’s “Paper Planes” that went along with previous Vanderbilt successes in recent years.

Why not, though?  Why not pick a couple of appropriately ebullient tracks to boom loud while throwing together the championship ensemble with the new jeans and the notional seersucker jacket** and hell, the Vandy Brooks Brothers button-up, and just swag out and enjoy the moment?  Well, for one, it doesn’t emotionally feel like that big a deal – it’s not something that you see your other fans for the next few months and fist-pump and cheer about.  And for another – the moment’s over.  Year four is underway and it’s a monster, and there’s no time for sitting around woofing about how great year three went.

All of this dovetails nicely with the upcoming birthday.  This isn’t the ancient world, where living to thirty-five made you a wizened old veteran – pretty much anybody can turn forty these days, happens all the time.  It’s sure not the sort of thing I’m going to go around being pumped about for months afterward, the way you tend to at sixteen or twenty-one.

Championships don’t come around that often, not even vicariously (unless you’re the Yankees, or Duke, or Manchester United, and looked at from that angle it’s no wonder they attract so many bandwagoning sons of bitches).  In the end you have to make your own championship. And celebrate accordingly.  And it all comes full circle back to the problem of seeking external validation.

It should be obvious by now that imaging a new PC is a long, slow, tedious, agonizing process that takes hours and leaves plenty of time to talk shite on the internet.

 

* Yes, the Giants, but even though that was a landmark World Series win in 2010, and I was happy, and the wife even went to the parade – it’s not like I was ever stuck into them the way I was with any of the other sports I mentioned, even Celtic.  I’ve been to maybe half a dozen games ever and I watch maybe two or three regular season games a year when I can be arsed, so I didn’t have the emotional investment that most of San Francisco had.

 

** Notional my ass, 30% off at Nordstrom.com.  I bought that shit.

So unless something huge changes between now and summer, the plan is still to ride out the existing contract on the iPhone and then go to a work-provided sixth-gen iPhone on Verizon, which would hopefully feature the ability to roam abroad on my own SIM.  While I wouldn’t object to a slightly larger viewable area, I sure as hell don’t want one of the twenty identical Android slabs I saw at Best Buy on Monday at lunchtime.  The fact that Samsung thinks they’re going to put the smack down on Apple with a 5″ tablet of the exact sort that Dell busted HARD trying to sell? Go back to running the photocopier, boys.  Enjoy your Blade/Blackjack/S3 or whatever.

After another couple days trying to use the iPad, I can again say – it’s definitely easier to type on than a 7″ tablet would be, and it’s easier to pull out of the bag for daily goofing off than would be a laptop.  But you’re back to the bag problem, and daily carry.  And a 7″ tablet is too small to type on or effectively use as a laptop replacement in any way…which in turn takes us back to the Kindle Fire, except it lacks the GPS navigation that I keep keying on as a prospective use for a notional tablet.

Maybe I just need to try to do the things I think I need an iPad for…on the iPhone.  Naturally it’s easier to read the Economist on the iPad, but it can be done on the phone without as much aggravation because you’re dealing with shorter-form text than you’d get from a book (which is why I still need the Kindle 3rd edition).  Maybe I need to try to hit that for RSS more often, but the lack of a touch interface (never mind the sluggish performance) is off-putting at best and unworkable at worst.

I need to be jotting down the things that I balk at using the iPhone for and seeing what the real-world use case is like for those things.  Then we’ll see how much I really need to be splashing out on some notional third-generation iPad.  Especially when I could throw that cash on a nice seersucker suit ;]

So let’s start off with the obvious: while the political world and its amen corner of useful dopes on cable news goes gaga over Rick Santorum’s trifecta last night, consider this: it means nothing.  The number of votes cast was amazingly low and no delegates are directly awarded from last night’s vote – and in the case of Missouri, no delegates are awarded at all; it’s a pure “beauty contest” resulting from a lack of preparation and understanding on the part of the Missouri GOP and the RNC.  Hell, Gingrich wasn’t even on the ballot in the Show-Me State.

So from a practical standpoint, this means nothing.  From a perceptual standpoint, it looks as if Romney has taken a torpedo again, although this one is unlikely to be below the waterline.  But it demonstrates that the appeal of Newt Gingrich outside the South will be limited at best, and that Santorum may yet be more attractive to evangelical voters outside Dixie than is Multiple-Choice Mitt.  Santorum is a True Believer(™) and those always do well in primaries and caucuses, because that’s when the people who really truly care all show up.

Inasmuch as this serves to stretch out the primary, it will probably only help the President – the last thing Romney needs is a continuing demonstration of how he hasn’t sold much of the GOP, and the last thing the GOP needs is more airtime for a candidate who is down on birth control, never mind abortion.  Rick Santorum is the sort of candidate who will drive those low-intensity suburban upper middle class voters screaming back to Obama.

I suppose I should touch on the Prop 8 ruling – there seems to be some debate about the legal reasoning and wording, mostly centered around the fact that the Ninth Circuit panel seems to have ruled based solely on the merits of whether the rights of a class can be restricted post facto and especially by referendum.  It’s an approach designed to limit the Supreme Court appeal – if the only constitutional issue is the ability to do what Prop 8 did, rather than the merits of Prop 8 or gay marriage, it’s entirely possibly the Court might not even grant cert. But never underestimate the willingness of this SCOTUS to make up the law out of whole cloth and do something stupid that we’ll all regret in two years.

Well, it looks like the Komen folks will have to change their slug line from “For the Cure” to “Not in the Face!” …I don’t envy their PR folks at this point.  It’s not an easy thing to try to un-piss the bed…Awkward time for Zeta Tau Alpha to be launching a chapter at Vanderbilt, seeing that Komen is (was?) their national philanthropy…

…The ACC is rolling out its new scheduling process, and will join the PAC-12 and B1G and Big IX in going to nine conference games.  Can the SEC be far behind?…it’s starting to become apparent how thoroughly untenable a 14-team league is for scheduling purposes; the ACC is following the SEC lead in scrapping divisions for ranking purposes but will use a modified form to try to make the expanded 18-game conference basketball schedule have some measure of continuity…if you didn’t believe that football-driven realignment would end up shit for all other collegiate sports, best believe now…

Meanwhile, the NFL continues its unique brand of bluster by expanding the Thursday night schedule to the entire season so that everyone has a shot at a prime-time game…on the NFL’s own house network which not every cable system gets, but which by rule must be carried over the air in the home market by someone…you think ESPN is happy about this after a couple decades of Thursday night college football?…if you need any more proof that the NFL thinks it’s the be-all and end-all of the sport of football, I don’t know what to tell you…doesn’t change the fact that the Super Bowl is still the football world’s equivalent of St Patrick’s Day: overhyped, full of amateurs, and brings out the worst of the genre, and is generally abhorrent to anyone who actually enjoys football or Irish-style drink…

…Apple refuses to be drawn on a release date for the iPad 3.  Or specs for the iPad 3.  Or the existence of an iPad 3.  I’m pretty sure that if it exists, and if I decide to get one, I’ll have to have “Dynabook” engraved on it somewhere…the fact that you can get Avid for it now kind of kicks in the bozack the whole notion of “the iPad’s just for consumption.” Let’s see somebody cut up HD video on a Kindle…

Team Black Swan is sending a detachment to Spain next week.  It’ll be interesting to see how many times they start trying to speak French before catching themselves…in fairness, I’ve been to Paris twice and both times I had to stop myself trying to stammer something in German to make myself understood…it’s not all us; the guy in the cellphone store in Bath thought my accent was Canadian, which I’m sure certain persons would find risible in the extreme (it is too, look it up…shout out to the second 02-02 movie there)…

Come to think of it, it’s hard for me to believe it’s been ten years since the first trip to Punxsutawney, but the more I think about everything that’s gone down since 2002 it’s more amazing to believe it’s been ONLY ten years…you don’t even need to have kids to know that as you get older, the days go slow but the years go fast…I’ve been calling myself forty in casual conversation since football season started but it’s going to be weird to know it’s for real…speaking of aging, why do I get the feeling that I’m going to be flashing back to the Jane Russell ads for 18-Hour Girdles from my early childhood when Madonna gets out there at halftime of the Super Bowl?  The last good Super Bowl halftime was U2, wait for it…ten years ago….

The average delta between high and low temps in Arlington, Virginia last week was between 15 and 20 degrees.  The average here was between 25 and 30 degrees…Da Wife will give me shit about it, but it’s annoying when you need a peacoat at 8 AM and shirtsleeves at 4 PM, and it’s a good way to end up leaving a pile of coats at the office….it’s like springtime without the pollen, which is sort of a blessing, but it rams home the fact that there are only two real seasons in Silicon Valley: Early Alabama April and Late Alabama April…

It’s a sure sign that I’m getting older that my great aspiration for Saturday is to sleep in as late as 9 or even 9:30, then get up and make coffee and pad around the house with basketball on in the background…if it’s true that I’d rather be 60 and acting 40 than 40 and acting 20, I’m getting a great head start on the former…and there’s your 850 words.  Don’t know how Herb did this day in and year out, but the man was a genius from a much more colorful age…

See you at the Washbag.