Are my eyes really blue?

* To take better care of my teeth and my hair, as I am running perilously short of both. Seriously, I’m down to 21 naturally-occuring adult teeth as of January 31. It’s time to floss.

* To exercise beyond just letting the personal trainer torture me once a week. I need to run, I need to stretch, I need to do some weights and some mat work. I’m not getting any younger and it’s not too late to halt the decline, maybe.

* To cut down soda consumption – I’m going to be very serious about turning away everything but Coke Zero, even if I’m at In N Out or somewhere like it that doesn’t have any of my usual options. Iced tea, or (heavens above!) water.

* To make a better effort to find the free coffee on campus instead of just caving and going to Peet’s.

* To kick the white peppermint mocha addiction.

* This is a big one, maybe the biggest, because I haven’t made any real effort toward it that wasn’t tied in with trying to hide from dysfunctional relatives: I will unplug one night a week. When I say unplug, I mainly mean the laptop and the phone – the combination of uVerse and streaming Netflix means that the wife and I can finally catch up on movies, and I’m sure we will. I’m talking more about the endless refreshing of email, Twitter, Facebook, the RSS reader. In short, the only personal electronics or computational devices I will be allowed to operate will be my F3 phone (in case I need to run errands and have the wife reach me; it’s a different Google Voice number and is almost useless for anything but talking) and my new Kindle (with the wireless turned off; no cheating and browsing the web on it – reading only).

The problem is just picking a night. Mondays are out, as are Fridays and weekends. It should ideally be Tues-Wed-Thurs. Each has its own challenges – there are Vandy games on Tuesday and Wednesday that might require laptop streaming to view, the wife often babysits on Wednesdays so I’d be left to my own devices, and Thursdays are theology class – which is almost cheating because I’d be away from home and not online for a couple of hours anyway. I don’t want to do Thursday because I usually get home from that class and have to jump on Wikipedia immediately.

So Tuesday or Wednesday. Any suggestions? Anybody else want in on it?

…if fate were kinder and virtue rewarded. And I have a sneaking suspicion my family in the old country wouldn’t have deteriorated into the worst sort of white trash soap opera if he were still there to lay down the smack.

Happy birthday, pops.

So as it turns out Fr. Christmas (by way of the wife) chose to bring me a Kindle. The new third-gen Kindle, with Wi-Fi and 3G. Good get =)

As it turns out, this may very nearly be the perfect solution. The Kindle brings a lot of things to the table – magazine subscriptions (after literally twenty years, my New Yorker subscription is moving from paper to bits), a larger screen and ridonkulous battery life, and a size, weight and form factor that might just fit in the poacher pocket without having to carry a bag the way an iPad or laptop would require. Still doesn’t fix the text-entry problem for blogging, but on the bright side, Wikipedia and RSS reading just got a lot simpler -basically this thing is a universal reader of text (complete with selections from the Stanford Philosophy wiki in PDF) and that’s not a bad thing to have around.

Hmmmmmm…

Dear Santa,

All I want for 2011 is a dull moment. A lot of them, actually. A nice, steady, uneventful year, bereft of ridiculous drama or general foolishness. Something like 2006 turned out to be. I can live with a smidgen of existential doubt in exchange for the peace and quiet.

Seriously, that’s it and that’s all.

thanks,

SL

2006 was a whirlwind year. It was made more complicated by the fact that Cupertino Hexachrome Fruit did the transition to Intel products that year, meaning that their entire product line was turned over in 12 months – which makes life complicated when your job is managing a large inventory of said product. It was also the year I moved from the workbench to an office, and had a legit desk job for the only time in my life – that is to say, my job took place at my desk rather than everyone else’s. It was fun, it was exciting, it was in many ways the high-water mark of my Silicon Valley career, and at the end of it all I got to spend Christmas here rather than in the ancestral lands. And I even finished the year with a new automobile for the first time in 13 years, complete with the return of Sonny Jurgensen and Sam Huff to my Sunday afternoon ridearounds.

But.

Something was wrong, something was missing, and I couldn’t put my finger on it. Ultimately, that was when I curtailed my previous primary online presence in an attempt to get out and build a real-world social life. It didn’t work out quite like I’d planned, despite my best efforts – the attempts to find another Irish pub in the style of the 4Ps failed miserably, although I did find a couple of drinking establishments that don’t get nearly enough run.

I think what I realized at the end of 2006 was that although I had finally learned a year earlier “I’m not the person I was,” I hadn’t made any headway toward figuring out “well who am I now” – which led to all manner of oddities. I changed jobs, there was an abortive run at a community-college programming course, there was an abortive stint with an a cappella choir, there was RCIA right up until two days before I would have been required to produce a sponsor and start the formal process, there was a two-week trip to England and France, there was an attempt at regular walking around the neighborhood for exercise and head-clearing, and I think I may have even tried giving up caffeine for Lent. Nothing worked, and a slew of health problems and family issues all piled up to make 2007 miserable right up until New Year’s Eve.

2006 was a good year, and a good Christmas all things considered, but I don’t think I appreciated it until the following year turned to shit. I just remember everything feeling crisp and cold and quiet. Right now, I could totally go for that.

After the Nullification Crisis, then-President Andrew Jackson was asked if he had any message “for his friends in the South.” His reply was absolutely classic:

“Please give my compliments to my friends in your State and say to them, that if a single drop of blood shall be shed there in opposition to the laws of the United States, I will hang the first man I can lay my hand on engaged in such treasonable conduct, upon the first tree I can reach.”

In college and grad school, I was sports-obsessive. All four major pro sports, both major college sports, locked in all the time. I remember one semester at Vanderbilt, I arrived at my apartment, hooked up the TV, flipped it on to ESPN, flipped to ESPN2, hit the “PREV” button, and never touched anything but the “PREV” or volume buttons again until I left at Christmas. Including the power switch.

The ongoing fiasco in Washington, coupled with the meltdowns in Nashville and Berkeley and the subsequent coaching change out on Natchez Drive, have led me to re-evaluate what teams I genuinely follow and care about. Whose news do I keep up with, who do I track in the offseason, who do I make the most effort to watch, who makes me most miserable when they suck and happiest when they break through. Right now, I would have to say the order is roughly:

1) VANDERBILT COMMODORES MEN’S BASKETBALL. Watch every game I can. Saw them twice live in the last year. I have multiple players on Twitter and they have replied and retweeted me. I’ve liveblogged along with Anchor of Gold. I’ve gone to viewing events with the San Francisco Vanderbilt Club and will probably be doing so for my birthday next spring. I have fond memories of three seasons in Memorial, I wear the caps and the jackets and the polo shirts and the ring, and I can’t pass somebody else in Vandy attire in California without a spontanoue “GO DORES” or, if they’re young enough, “WHO YA WIT” (which is probably lost on anyone who graduated before 2005). It’s wall-to-wall, November to March, and they’re usually good enough to give me something to be proud of every year at one point or another.

2) WASHINGTON REDSKINS. Gets the nod for twenty years of fandom. Watched constantly in DC – when I wasn’t riding around to listen to the radio broadcast. When I moved out here, I first insisted on DirecTV and Sunday Ticket, then got Sirius so I could hear the radio team again, then found a Redskins bar and attended regularly until they closed. I was able to fully indulge the fandom in DC, I drank with Bobby Mitchell’s son in Palo Alto, and I have an old jacket celebrating the two Super Bowl wins – because when I bought it, they hadn’t won the third yet. (My father taped it for me, as I was in Austria at the time.) They have been an unending source of embarrassment and misery ever since moving away, and yet I cannot seem to stop despite my best efforts. Switching to another NFL team will be a tough nut to crack – even though I would have the same access to any other team thanks to Sirius, I wouldn’t have the constant raving of the Junks on podcast or my friends’ shared misery on Twitter and Facebook.

2A) CALIFORNIA GOLDEN BEARS FOOTBALL. I wonder sometimes if I’m getting ahead of my wife in Cal fandom – I’m the one who’s on California Golden Blogs all the time, who always hates to leave early (until this year), who wanted to sell the Big Game tickets because I couldn’t stand the thought of being there to lose the Axe in person. Then again, I only really paid attention in earnest once we moved out here – and the run from 2004-2006 was so good that it was easy to get used to the notion that Cal had broken through and wasn’t just going to suck out loud anymore. The back end of 2007 put paid to that notion, and 2010 made us wonder if all the gains under Tedford had been given back (5-7 record and no Axe and all that). This is the one that really made me think “you know, maybe God wants me to stop caring about football.”

2B) VANDERBILT COMMODORES FOOTBALL. This should have been 3, but it’s moved up to 2B after the hiring of James Franklin, who quite frankly needed to hit a grand slam in his hiring presser after the Malzahn debacle – and in fact hit about a 6-run homer. The fact that the chancellor of Vanderbilt University actually acknowledged that football has been given short shrift these last four decades – and pledged that it’s going to change – helps a lot. We need to change the coaching staff – done. We need to improve the facilities – that’s coming, apparently. We need to change the culture of Vanderbilt football – that’s the real trick, isn’t it?

5) ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE FOOTBALL. Even though I was raised on the Tide, they slipped when I went off to Vanderbilt and stayed behind once I left the South altogether. I still care whether they beat Auburn and Tennessee, and I was thrilled beyond belief to see them beat Texas for a national title – in Pasadena of all places – but on a day-to-day basis, they’re far behind the others, and I’d be lying if I didn’t admit that the other Alabama fans are what makes it so tough to BE an Alabama fan.

6) SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS. This obviously came to the fore this year – I made a conscious effort to pay more attention and was rewarded with a world championship – but since my attention waned from 2004-2009, it didn’t have the same significance as if I’d been all-in from the beginning.

7) CELTIC FC. This dropped right off when Setanta went under – in the absence of that TV outlet and the end of the brief radio deal with Sirius, I was left with no way to follow them, and I honestly have no clue how they’re doing this season. It kind of sucks, but I haven’t really maintained the same caliber of emotional attachment – especially once they lost Nakamura and Venegoor of Hesselink, the two players I enjoyed watching most.

There are other teams I’ve paid attention to from time to time, but I’ve shed entire sports – mostly hockey and NBA basketball – and tuned out teams I was once notionally pledged to (Nashville’s hockey team springs to mind) while failing to foster attachments to others (I tried to latch onto the Golden State Warriors, or Fulham FC, or Newcastle United) but in the absence of that emotional hook, I’ve had a tough time making that necessary connection. As it is, when you look at how sorry the teams at #2 were this year and couple it with the horrible finish for #1 last year, you can make a very good case that I need to get the hell away from following sports at all, for my own good. I’m not saying you’d be wrong, either.

Several people (I’ll link to the great Om Malik for example) have made a very good point: since Chrome is basically just a browser with enough Linux code under it to drive a screen, keyboard and mouse, and since Android includes a Webkit-based browser (and support for larger displays as of 3.0), what’s the percentage in running ChromeOS when you could just as easily run Android and do all the Chrome-ish stuff through the browser, while retaining an app architecture underneath?

Part of it, I think, is like this: you want to be able to do your own thing at work. You don’t want the Man snooping through your S. Especially where your personal email is concerned. Well, if you have Chrome – the browser – you can have an entire separate machine in your browser window, with your mail and your chat and your Google Buzz and your Google +1 and your Google Reader and your Google Wave and your…you get the idea. And it’s the same, whether you’re in through your browser at work or your browser at home or your browser at the kiosk in the library that SOMEBODY ELSE NEEDS or your forthcoming ad-subsidized Google Notebook, only $99 at all Best Buy locations.*

Google has the reach and the power to do what Marc Andressen threatened Microsoft with fifteen years ago: the browser is the OS, and the means by which you get to the Web is abstracted away. Operating system? Hell, Chrome isn’t locked into a device – if they can make a netbook that’s basically just a browser terminal, they can do the same with a tablet or a TV (and are on their way with both). Ultimately, I think this is where Google and Facebook have a different sort of dominance – Google wants to be the middleware, the mediator for your Internet experience. Facebook just wants you to get on and stay on, and make sure to connect to as many people and things as you can because the data mining isn’t as effective if you don’t.

I say all this because I see another possible trend coming along, propelled by smartphones but also by things like Kindles and iPads with 3G built in. And that is achieving ultimate protection from work by doing all your personal stuff during the workday on your phone. All you have to do is keep a charge cable plugged in at the desk, and there’s all manner of stuff you can do without ever touching the boss’s network or computer. And as the person whose job it is to say “look, this is [EMPLOYER]’s computer and network, and in fact they CAN tell you not to do X, Y or Z on it” and make it stand up, it would be irresponsible not to at least consider how I would circumvent my own fascist regime.**

Once again, blogging is the obstacle. I could get by on a smartphone if I didn’t have to entertain you people. Ever tried knocking out 600 words on a piece of flat glass with your thumbs? That’s some bullshit right there. You could DO it on the iPad, but that as always don’t mean it’s to be done, which is why I will reluctantly start 2011 still logging into the personal side of my laptop to get S done during the day. Besides, as long as I have to haul this thing around for work, it may as well do for personal stuff too; if I couldn’t carry two separate cell phones I’m damn sure not going to carry two computers, even if one of them is a pound and a half and the size of a magazine.

* RAMPANT IRRESPONSIBLE SPECULATION MODE ON.

** Actual quote from a meeting at FirstJob, circa 2002: “He actually called us a bunch of black-shirted fascists. Now that’s a goddamn lie. I wore a navy blue shirt once last week.”

By early Sunday evening, word was out that Gus Malzahn was on the verge of accepting an unprecedented $21 million 7-year package to become the head coach at Vanderbilt. Not bad for somebody who was coaching high school ball five years ago.

Except that 24 hours later, Auburn was announcing they were nearly tripling his salary to keep him down on the Plains, putting him on $1.3M a year as an assistant coach – itself almost an unprecedented sum.

The obvious question at this point – was he ever actually serious about the Vandy offer or were we just something for him to use to squeeze Auburn? And was our administration actually serious about pursuing him, or did the media just run with a name and he leveraged the opportunity? And above all, why didn’t Vanderbilt roll somebody out yesterday evening – I know it’s 5 PM on a Sunday, I don’t care, this is 2010 and news doesn’t wait for opening of business on Monday morning – to at least say “there is no deal, this is all hype, we have nothing to say one way or the other” and damp down the speculation?

It’s a bad situation for Vanderbilt now. They went all in and the other guys flopped the nuts. Now we have to go back with hat in hand to one of the guys who we were allegedly calling last night to thank for their interest before we went in another direction, which almost guarantees we’ll be overpaying for somebody else’s OC. And of course, the Mike Leach option is still on the table, but that’s the wildest of wild cards and something I’m still not sure I’m comfortable with.

For a few hours, though, it looked as if the push was actually on – that the administration was doubling down on a commitment to take Vanderbilt Commodore football to the same level as the baseball and basketball programs: perennial national ranking and regular postseason participant. It remains to be seen whether they can muster the enthusiasm for another push with whoever the second choice turns out to be…or if that person can really get us over the hump.