Dana Perino Is a Stupid, Stupid Idiot

Q: But Osama bin Laden is the one that — you keep talking about his lieutenants, and, yes, they are very important, but Osama bin Laden was the mastermind of 9/11 –

PERINO: No, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was the mastermind of 9/11, and he’s sitting in jail right now.

Way to move those goalposts, you dumb bitch. Obviously “dead or alive” ain’t what it used to be. Seriously, I’ve heard of living in the moment, but it’s tough to shake the sense that these morons doesn’t recognize the existence of anything over 24 hours in either direction…

Might as well get all the venom out

Bear Stearns, too big to fail. IndyMac, too big to fail. Now FNMA and FHLMC, nationalized.

Maybe it’s the right move, maybe it’s not, but the next person who says that the Democrats are the socialists needs to fuck off and die in a fire. Call it what you like, make up some other name, but when risk is nationalized and reward is privatized, that’s as far from free-market capitalism as you can get.

Wow, the bullshit really is getting to me, isn’t it?

The legend that is Coyote J. Calhoun

Hang the DJ: Black & White, Birmingham’s City Paper:

Men at Work and Duran Duran were just starting to put a harmless face on edgier pop. Meanwhile, Coyote—fresh from California—was quietly staking out airtime on 95 Rock with a playlist worthy of any Los Angeles DJ steeped in the hippest scenes. But in 1982, not everybody was ready for Romeo Void, an unknown band called The Cure, or even a post-punk oldies act like Joy Division. “There were death threats,” Coyote recalls. “I was called a fag many times. Some of the locals considered my playing Soft Cell to be promoting the gay lifestyle.”

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This is why it took until 2001-02 for me to discover most of New Wave. Anything I did know – which was mostly late-80s stuff like Gene Loves Jezebel, Love and Rockets, later Cure and Smiths – was all because of the Coyote.

Lame Cocks, Or, No One On The Corner Has Swagger Like Us

24-17. Took the lead in the second half and never relinquished it. For the second year in a row, Steve Superior’s top-25 South Carolina Gamecocks founder on the rock that is the Vanderbilt Commodores. Jared Hawkins is the Vanilla Hammer of Thor and I take back 2/3 of everything I ever said against the state of Texas.

Stand by for a slew of LOL-Dores in tomorrow’s RSS feed. Tonight? Black and gold, baby.

CHEW TOBACCO CHEW TOBACCO SPIT SPIT SPIT, IF YOU AIN’T A COMMODORE…

ETA: The highlight reel =)

All you need to know…

It’s the Atwater offense. Just remember 1988 and you’ll know how it’s going to go. By those lights, Palin makes much more sense: her job isn’t to win over disaffected Hillary voters or persuadable moderates, it’s to light a fire under the base and keep them at a steady froth and hope that turnout is enough to make up the difference. That’s what Quayle ended up doing, and that seems to have worked out OK at the time.

It might be enough. Then again, it might not. Problem is, you don’t know how many of the Perot 19% will eventually walk back to the GOP and how many will stick with the Ds over the economic issues. In years past I would say that the Perot vote is almost 2-to-1 Republican, but given the changes in economic positions over the last 16 years, I think that independent fiscal conservatives who are ambivalent at best about the social stuff will break hard for the Democrats this time.

Too close to call at this point. I wouldn’t put too much faith in polls until the end of September or so, and even then…grain of salt. Nobody knows what the ground game will produce, especially if it all turns on get-out-the-vote.

By the way, the night of a convention speech is a SUCKTASTIC time to be setting up an over-the-air antenna for your TV.