Q: But Osama bin Laden is the one that — you keep talking about his lieutenants, and, yes, they are very important, but Osama bin Laden was the mastermind of 9/11 –
PERINO: No, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was the mastermind of 9/11, and he’s sitting in jail right now.
Way to move those goalposts, you dumb bitch. Obviously “dead or alive” ain’t what it used to be. Seriously, I’ve heard of living in the moment, but it’s tough to shake the sense that these morons doesn’t recognize the existence of anything over 24 hours in either direction…