Fuck the SEC. I’m through defending this shitpile of a league. I’m sick of the fact that nothing matters but football. I’m sick of the fact that officiating is based on how high-profile you are and how good your national title chances are instead of what the fucking black-letter rules in the rulebook say. But mostly, I’m sick of having to spend my Saturdays week in and week out watching my guys go up against a bunch of the best illiterate hyperthyroidal chuckleheads money can buy, all majoring in kineseology, playing in front of borderline-sociopath rednecks who only set foot on a college campus for games.
We’ve been there since 1933. We’re competitive in every other sport. We’re the only thing keeping this league’s dumpster-fire academic standards from straight-up Southwest Conference territory circa 1980. We do things the right way, and have done, and all we get for our trouble is a cut of somebody else’s bowl money and a royal screwing anytime we show signs of being any good.
To hell with it. Alabama, Auburn, Arkansas, LOL Miss, Mississippi State, Kentucky, Florida, Georgia, LSU, Tennessee, South Carolina. Joke institutions in a garbage conference. We deserve better than your bullshit. If we’re going to play in college football’s whorehouse, at least let’s play in one that’s not crooked.