Every teabag retard who gets all oogy-boogy that Obamacare means death panels, and bureaucrats getting between you and your doctor, and you won’t be able to get the care you need, and all that? We have that right fucking now. It’s called American private health insurance, and it’s the natural result of what happens when a company has a financial incentive NOT to provide the goods and services for which they were paid.
I will stand in a Soviet-style bread line for bureaucratically-encumbered health care for the rest of my life if it means that Blue Shield and all its sister companies would be reduced to radioactive craters of smoking rubble. You know why? Because I’m already standing in the goddamn bread line. At least I should be spared the indignity of paying out of pocket for the privilege of being lied to about what an unsurpassed quality of health care I’m being provided.
China knows as well as Blue Shield: play your cards right and you can have communism for profit.