Other revelations in That Big Bad Book

* Darth Vader is Luke’s father
* OJ did it
* Soylent Green is people
* Rosebud is a sled
* Han shot first
* Rose is the Bad Wolf
* Rick doesn’t leave with Ilsa after all (-wink-)
* Joe Namath got into the end zone in ’65
* The BCS sucks goats
* Celtic wins the SPL title off a Venegoor of Hesselink header in the 72nd minute. HAIL HAIL!
* “…it’s a cookbook! A COOKBOOK!”