…and not a team in our household has one.
Vandy returned 18 starters, but Larry Smith – who had one start before this year – is struggling. And Cal’s opponents are stacking eight and nine in the box to stuff the run, but Kevin Riley – well, as one uncharitable blog commenter put it, “couldn’t hit the broad side of his mother.” As for the Redskins…well, they’re beyond help at this point, and there’s a real possibility of blood in the streets if they don’t put down the Bucs tomorrow.
Tedford, Johnson, Zorn, Cerrato and Snyder…fuck you all for making me think about claiming the Crimson Tide again.