I am not getting any free shit for writing this blog. I am kind of bitter about this. I would like some free shit. I’m not proud. Specifically, if the Coca-Cola Corporation wants to send me a shit-ton of Coke Zero or Mexican-bottled Coca-Cola, that would be fine. If the Dr Pepper folks want to send me case upon case of the Imperial Cane Sugar Dr Pepper, that will be awesome. If Dell wants to ship me a free Inspiron Mini 10v (NOT Mini 10), I will take back roughly 1/3 of the stuff I have said about them (but probably not about Michael Dell himself, as he is a big box of douche). If the fine folks at Dr Martens want to send me more free boots, please do, as that is the only way I’ll ever get new Docs after buying two more pair this year.
This has been your full disclosure. We now return to your regularly scheduled bullshit.