Look, I’ll be the first to admit I’m not the world’s greatest Christian. You know how the Baptists talk about “backsliding”? I backslide like I was on the monster waterslide at King’s Dominion. He that is without sin, etc etc.
But Glenn Beck’s got a lot of damn gall to talk about “perversion of the gospel” when he threw in his lot with the Magic Underwear crowd. I mean, I liked the original Battlestar Galactica as much as the next guy, but I’m gonna put “social justice” in my Gospel, you put “Kolob” (sic) in yours, and let’s see who the Christians think is closer to the right track, dickbag.
Seriously, how long do we have to pretend wacky morning-show shit deserves to be treated as actual worthwhile political discourse?
EDITED TO ADD: Catechism of the Catholic Church, part three: Life in Christ. Section one, chapter two, Article Three: Social Justice. Right up top. One billion people, son. In fact, now that you mention it, yonder’s some Mormons. Your move, carnival freak.
What you said. Word.