The Plan

In retrospect, you can see what Team Obama was hoping for – having gone to school on the failure of the Clinton healthcare effort, their first goal was to get full Congressional buy-in, mostly by staffing out the bill to them. Once the House and Senate had passed something, Obama would play his hand based on what looked most viable in the conference report.

They can’t have expected anything but what they got from the GOP. Once Jim DeMint tipped his hand with the remarks about how they intended for health care to be “Obama’s Waterloo,” anybody with a brain in their skull should have expected scorched earth. I don’t think they expected to get to the August recess without a bill, which made matters much worse. They certainly didn’t plan on Ted Kennedy dying, or the circus that followed for months. Democrats lack anything remotely like the party discipline of the GOP, and all the proof needed is in the Senate. For all the talk about the two women in Maine, they were right there with their party when the final votes were taken. Meanwhile, the Democrats’ own “mavericks” had to be bought off – although, fortunately, the nature of those favors make them easy to erase in a budget reconciliation process.

There are plenty of DFHs* who would have liked to see more – a public option and Medicare buy-in at the least, a full-fledged single-payer system at best – but all the clamor for using reconciliation to blast through a 51-49 bill in the Senate overlooks the fact that the House wasn’t going to deliver anything like it. In fact, the only way the bill got through the first time was with a pile of extra abortion-related folderol that brought on a bunch of Democratic pro-lifers, which suggests that an actual government-funded plan would have been no easier to push through.

The GOP was probably out of their minds to think that they could ride this to an overthrow – anything is possible in the House, certainly, but to pick up 40 seats when they have more retiring members than the Democrats is probably optimistic. Certainly turning over 9 more seats in the Senate is asking too much, in all likelihood – and the Democrats, if they can’t have a filibuster-proof majority, would probably be as happy with 53 reliable votes as 59 where they have to look over their shoulder to see what a Nelson or a Lieberman or a Lincoln is playing at. The GOP also neglected to consider something David Frum points out – that in 1994, the Democratic president had been elected with 43% of the vote AND there was ample fertile ground for the GOP to take since the South had not completed its partisan realignment. Long story short: the GOP may well try to run against this bill in November, but as people get more of a sense of what actually happened, they may not response to promises to restore things like the Medicare Part D “donut hole” and coverage denial for children with pre-existing conditions.

In the meantime, Nancy Pelosi has to go to the front of the line for top-seed Speakers of the House – she delivered what the likes of Sam Rayburn, Carl Albert, and Tip O’Neill never could. Gingrich still stands in front for philosophical implications, but Nancy wins on results delivered.

* Dirty Fucking Hippies – not the ones selling weed out on Telegraph Ave, though they are most assuredly dirty. These are the opposite number of the Teabaggers – the ones who are still fighting Nixon and COINTELPRO, the ones who talk about “self-appointed experts from the military-industrial corporate-lock-down security complex” when you’re just trying to run an OS update on their workstations. The ones who thought that Obama was going to bring about the Age of Aquarius – in stark contrast to anything about the man that was borne out by, you know, evidence. The difference between them and the Teabaggers is that the Teabagger types always come home to the GOP in the end. The DFHs just go off to Boulder and Austin and Santa Cruz and sulk.

El Foldo

59% free throw shooting isn’t going to get you through the 2A high school regionals in Alabama, never mind the NCAA tournament. Vanderbilt failed to create a lot of opportunities – only 6, SIX, offensive rebounds – and then failed to capitalize on the ones they got. They left 12 free throws missed. Make one, and you get overtime, probably. Make two, and they’re putting up a desperate heave from 3. Make three lousy free throws – you know, the ones you get to take standing still, with nobody covering you – and it’s a different ballgame.

I don’t know whose fault it is – maybe it’s the players, maybe the coaches, maybe nobody’s fault – but this team was tight. They were strung tight as a drum, and it showed the whole game. They were playing not to lose. They played like a team terrified that all those predictions, from Yahoo to ESPN to the White House, were at risk of coming true – the ones that said Vandy was the automatic upset in round one, a sure thing for a bracket buster.

Next year will be tough. Everyone is back except Jermaine Beal, and you can’t replace a senior-leader point guard so easily. Also, having everyone back means that AJ Ogilvy is back – and he can’t decide whether he wants to be an All-American or the prettiest hipster in the West End. If I got the sense that he cared even a little bit about basketball, I’d feel a lot better about 2011.

And make no mistake, next year is for the whole shootin’ match. Tennessee is losing a shit-pile of manpower, and Kentucky is unlikely to keep Cousins AND Wall – and who knows, the NCAA may already be catching up with Calipari depending on what you hear and who you believe. You can’t count on John Jenkins wanting to stick around with the kind of money that will be on offer, and you couldn’t blame him for taking it. So this is it: the year’s over, and barring a sudden collapse, Vanderbilt will be the overrated team of the tournament. How the players react to that will determine what kind of Commodore team rolls out of the garage next November.

As an aside, this is the fourth team from Nashville I’ve seen play at HP Pavilion in person. They are a collective 0-4. Not only am I never setting foot in the Tank again, I hope a fuckin’ meteor levels it.

By the way, re: Nexus One…

Much is being made of a Flurry Analytics report showing that while the iPhone sold a million units in the first 74 days – and the Droid OVER a million – the Nexus One sold a slick 135,000. Flurry puts this down to the fact that Apple had a game-changer, and Droid had Verizon plus a holiday season – and that launching an unsubsidized phone in January may not have been the best move.

I concur entirely with this, with the extra caveat that you need to see the phone. The only way you see a Nexus One is if you know somebody with one; otherwise you buy a pig in a poke and hope for the best. In addition, this is America – which means subsidized phones, through the carrier. Apple tried to break through and didn’t; the Nexus One is doing much the same (even with a partial T-Mobile subsidy for some units).

Furthermore, and importantly: iPhone and Droid were supported by major carriers at launch. Having a Nexus One on AT&T and Verizon will go a long way toward improving those numbers. I wonder if the deal with Verizon is being impeded, though, by both the Droid and by the relative difficulty of buying your own phone and putting it on CDMA (relative to the ease of buying an unlocked GSM phone and popping in the SIM).

God wants me broke.

Birthday money gone on a netbook, property tax due, unexpected purchase of NCAA tickets, and now…Google drops a Nexus One with AT&T frequencies.

That’s just cruel.

So here, in no particular order, is a rundown of my thoughts:

* It’s completely unlocked. And costs about what I paid for a similarly unlocked SonyEricsson P800 back in 2003 in a shady Chinese cellphone shop in the Bowery, which ought to be a cautionary tale as I sold that joint within a year for a quarter of what I paid for it.

* It’s got a lot of stuff I want. 5 MP camera with flash (!) and video capture, noise-cancellation built in, high-res display, and most of all that blinding-fast processor. Not to mention integration with Google Voice *and* the Navigator function of Google Maps, which would make an end to ever needing a GPS.

* It’s got some glitches. The video camera only gets 20fps, the OLED screen actually has a less rich color palette and is supposedly almost useless in bright sun, the virtual keyboard is awkwardly placed in horizontal orientation (leading to trouble with space bar vs silkscreened buttons), the camera doesn’t have touch-to-focus and doesn’t take the best shots for a 5MP job, and the text-to-speech options are supposedly limited to certain fields.

* The geekery factor is a lot higher with the Nexus One. Multitasking, widgets, the ability to do much more granular monitoring of resources (i.e. find out what’s killing my battery!) and to sideload apps at random in addition to the goods of an unlimited Marketplace…lots of lots of LOTS of potential there.

* But the fit and polish isn’t quite there relative to the iPhone – again, it’s like Ubuntu vs Mac OS X, and how much are you willing to trade away for interface consistency and fit-and-finish. Plus I would want the stuff I’m used to – Facebook app, Tweetie, DirecTV programming, March Madness On Demand, top-notch RSS reader, Kindle app, Caltrain schedule, the $ILLY sleep-cycle alarm clock…don’t know how much of that is there yet.

* And it’s tough to tell – everything with the Android devices, you do THROUGH THE PHONE. There’s no web version of the Android Marketplace, there’s no sync to the PC – you sync everything in the clouuuuuud. Which brings us back to the “GOOGLE PWNS JOO” problem – exactly how much of your life are you willing to hand over to these guys?

Long story short (TOO LATE), I think this is the deal: we now have the leader in the clubhouse. Apple has until September to produce a compelling fourth-wave iPhone that will keep me in the barn, with the additional caveat that an unlocked Nexus One would prevent my having to do anything contract-wise. In fact, the Nexus One would let me do away with the personal plan altogether and go over to a work account, with work-paid 4G, and switch between them at random if I liked…

Hmmmmmmmm….

Your move, Cupertino. Better make it good.

Bracketology ’10

* The consensus for Vanderbilt was “hope for 4, expect 5, be prepared for 6.” When the 4 came through again, it was cause for ecstasy – as they will be playing in San Jose. Tickets have been ordered. Did we deserve a 4? Probably not, and it’s making a lot of people remember 2008, when our 4 seed went up in flames in a first-round loss to 13th-seed Siena. But I can live with that, as long as we get past the first round. Since this team is MUCH deeper than two years ago, I’m counting on everyone to show up.

* Dick Vitale asserts that this is the weakest at-large field in years, and I don’t disagree. The only team he had a beef for was Virginia Tech – and while a Wake team they swept got in ahead of them, you have to dock points for an out-of-conference rating below 300. As it is, eight mid-major teams got at-large berths, double the number from last year – and a good thing too, as there are plenty of mid-majors whose number-2 team would pound, say, the SEC’s number-5…or the Pac-10’s number-3.

* Honestly, there are only three number-1 seeds, and only two of those are absolutely legit: Kansas and Kentucky, and probably Syracuse. Duke got the fourth thanks to the usual blowjob from the NCAA, who also gave them the play-in as their first opponent and gift-wrapped a glide path through the regional. I fully expect them to fall before the Final Four; they won’t make it past Villanova if the Wildcats are there.

* The Big East is the best basketball conference in America. As ghastly as they are in football, they are THE basketball league; eight of their sixteen teams made the Big Dance and I don’t quibble with any of them. Meanwhile, the Pac-10’s two teams are the fewest from a power conference since 1988, and I don’t expect either of them to survive the first round (sorry, sweetie) – in fact, if Cal had won the Pac-10 tournament I am convinced they would have been the lone rep from the conference. I don’t think that’s happened since the days when only conference champs made the tournament. The SEC got four in, which is one more than it deserved; Mississippi State may have a beef that Florida got in and they didn’t, but Florida doesn’t deserve to be there either. No SEC West team made it, and for good reason; they were DREADFUL. Not one team in the SEC West won a regular season matchup against any of the 4 East teams who made the dance.

* All this adds up to this: the NCAA is getting top-heavy in basketball. There’s about 20 contenders, there are a whole lot of mid-mediocre teams, and there’s a whole lot of dreck. All I can think about is how two years ago, all four #1 seeds made the Final Four, and a 4-seeded Vandy team ranked in the top 20 at the end of the regular season managed to lose an opening-round game by 21 points to a 13 seed. Memo to these ‘Dores: you can be forgiven for losing, but you will never be forgiven for quitting.

* Friends represented (partial list): Vanderbilt, California, Notre Dame, Syracuse, Ohio State, North Texas, UC-Santa Barbara, Minnesota, Washington, Georgia Tech, West Virginia, Villanova, St Mary’s, Michigan State, San Diego State, Kansas, and I *know* I’m forgetting somebody…but seriously, is there a better annual sporting event in the world? I don’t think so, y’all. You can keep your Super Bowls and your World Series and your Stanley Cups…nothing’s as great as three weeks in March.

Shameless or clueless?

Look, I’ll be the first to admit I’m not the world’s greatest Christian. You know how the Baptists talk about “backsliding”? I backslide like I was on the monster waterslide at King’s Dominion. He that is without sin, etc etc.

But Glenn Beck’s got a lot of damn gall to talk about “perversion of the gospel” when he threw in his lot with the Magic Underwear crowd. I mean, I liked the original Battlestar Galactica as much as the next guy, but I’m gonna put “social justice” in my Gospel, you put “Kolob” (sic) in yours, and let’s see who the Christians think is closer to the right track, dickbag.

Seriously, how long do we have to pretend wacky morning-show shit deserves to be treated as actual worthwhile political discourse?

EDITED TO ADD: Catechism of the Catholic Church, part three: Life in Christ. Section one, chapter two, Article Three: Social Justice. Right up top. One billion people, son. In fact, now that you mention it, yonder’s some Mormons. Your move, carnival freak.

FYI

In an effort to accommodate the millions (AND MILLLLLLIONS!) of Hick fans who read blogs as God intended, through an RSS reader, I went back and cleaned up the relevant posts. So don’t be alarmed if stuff changed. I am nothing if not customer-service oriented.

(Can you tell I’m working on my self-eval?)

In other news, seeing the iPad commercial – specifically the bit where somebody appears to be moving an inline graphic in a web layout – makes me wonder if I just screwed up going the netbook route. Still, for $200 instead of $650, I’ll be wrong. I’m more concerned with the fact that my phone is doing some donkish things and I’m way too close to being able to pop for the new one…assuming there IS a new one…

Flock test #1

I don’t know why this didn’t occur to me before, but Flock is basically your one-app get out of jail free card for Linux – it includes support for blogging, Twitter, Facebook and the like.  What I’m really curious to see is how it works with WYSIWYG stuff…

While I’m at it, I’m wondering too…where the hell did all this zombie media come from?  Actually, never mind, I think I know.