I have determined something about my wife’s view of my unfortunate fixation on the Redskins (which by and large does not happen with any other sports team I follow). She doesn’t really have a handle on it, she detests the way it drives me into an emotional frenzy, she’s learned to live with it as the price of having me but keeps it on the periphery of her awareness…
Basically, for my wife, the Redskins are my period.
(facepalm)
JIM !-ING ZORN? YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS.
You SO totally nailed it.
Unfortunately for me, though, the Redskins NEVER EVER go away. At least periods are only ever there about 20% of the time, IF that. (Also, I take drugs to help lessen the effects of my periods. And NO, whiskey and cigars do NOT count as drugs to help lessen the effects of the Redskins.)
I am never going to stop laughing about this. Ever.