The ceiling is officially lifted on what I am prepared to believe about Clinton Portis.
Seriously, this guy is your #1 entertainment value in a league that is proverbially bereft of entertainment value. As long as Portis is slowly slipping into insanity in the full view of the public, you can no longer call it the No Fun League.
(If you don’t think I’m writing in Prime Minister Yah Mon for every office on my ballot this November, you’re crazy.)
Birmingham-born Californian, age fifty-two, cannot return to his native state…there are 651,972 reasons why
On an unrelated note, I thought you might be bemused by this is you have ten minutes to kill: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KNT0DF6yrg