(cross-posted from comments at Anchor of Gold)
“From Nashville With Love”
a DUET in TWO HALVES, with MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT by the Pride of the Southland Ole Miss Marching Band, available here:
(Slow somber march; music swells)
REBEL:
O I wish we didn’t have to play at Vandy
Black and gold is hard like candy
Rebel yell!
Tripped and fell!
Run like Hell
From the Dores!
We thought Houston Nutt would put our team in action
Vandy put us all in traction
Out of luck!
How we suck!
What the F!@%?
Lost again!
GIG A GIGGITY BO-TARRRRR-KUS
COMMODORES HAVE GONE AND WRECKED US
MIGHT AS WELL WARM UP THE TEAM BUS
THE DORES HAVE KICKED OURRRRRRRR ASS
(Tempo picks up with cheerful tuba oom-pah)
COMMODORE:
Our defense is stout and our offense is tricksy
Plus we’re not still playing “Dixie”
Threw it soft!
Lots of loft!
Picked it off!
Went for six!
MISSISSIPPI’S CAUGHT THE BLACK RAIN
DEFENSE COMING LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN
ANCHOR DOWN AND HEAR OUR REFRAIN
VANDY WHUPPED THAT ASSSSSSS!!!!!!
(Exeunt, pursuing a bear and a Mon Calamari)
All right. Back to 0-0. Gamecocks on Saturday.