Last word on Saturday’s game

(cross-posted from comments at Anchor of Gold)

“From Nashville With Love”

a DUET in TWO HALVES, with MUSICAL ACCOMPANIMENT by the Pride of the Southland Ole Miss Marching Band, available here:

(Slow somber march; music swells)

REBEL:

O I wish we didn’t have to play at Vandy

Black and gold is hard like candy

Rebel yell!

Tripped and fell!

Run like Hell

From the Dores!

We thought Houston Nutt would put our team in action

Vandy put us all in traction

Out of luck!

How we suck!

What the F!@%?

Lost again!

GIG A GIGGITY BO-TARRRRR-KUS

COMMODORES HAVE GONE AND WRECKED US

MIGHT AS WELL WARM UP THE TEAM BUS

THE DORES HAVE KICKED OURRRRRRRR ASS

(Tempo picks up with cheerful tuba oom-pah)

COMMODORE:

Our defense is stout and our offense is tricksy

Plus we’re not still playing “Dixie”

Threw it soft!

Lots of loft!

Picked it off!

Went for six!

MISSISSIPPI’S CAUGHT THE BLACK RAIN

DEFENSE COMING LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN

ANCHOR DOWN AND HEAR OUR REFRAIN

VANDY WHUPPED THAT ASSSSSSS!!!!!!

(Exeunt, pursuing a bear and a Mon Calamari)

All right. Back to 0-0. Gamecocks on Saturday.

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