O-4-Rated

BRETT FAVRE IS NOT BIGGER THAN THE NFL.

Ideally, I would love to see him doused in worcestershire sauce and locked in a room with Michael Vick’s dogs. The decidedly unChristian part of me would love to see him take his first snap from scrimmage in an exhibition game and go down with two broken legs.

Brett Favre is no longer fit for purpose as an NFL quarterback – ask any Jets fan about the tail end of last season and then plug your ears – and the only reason we are afflicted with Hamlet-in-a-helmet is because the sports media cannot stop acting as if this is somehow a consequential bit of news. This is why I love the Redskins but truly despise the NFL.

I will stop beating this dead horse as soon as ESPN’s done fucking it…

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